About aeklagonisi

You know you play halo wars too much when: 1.When at halloween you see a boy dressed alien and shout <Covenant,we're being overrun, throw grenades> and you throw rocks at the poor kid 2.When your mom tells you to clean the carpet and you throw a carpet bomb. 3.You see a documentary about aliens, you call the channel and ask why didnt they talk bout the covies. 4.You run away from a factory because you think wraiths are coming out. 5.You destroy the hall in your house because you hate covenant infantry. 6.You camp at a summit and start calling for MAC Rounds. 7.You see a spider institute , think its full of scarabs and call for nuclear weapons. 8.You call your teacher Brute Chieftain and your principal Prophet Of Regret. 9.You join the army and ask to be given MJOLNIR MARK VI. 10.You walk in a forest, see 5 scorpions and start looking for hunters and banshees to counter them. 11.During an army parade you try to jack a tank. 12.You start calling off taunts like <Marines reporting for duty> etc. 13.You put a machine gun on your car, ask your mom to be the gunner and look for the grenadier and gauss cannon upgrades at your house. 14.Kill a scarab at your garden and ask for an achievement. 15.Ask the prime minister if he could send you 1000 supplies in order to build 6 marine and 4 flamethrower squads. 16.The covenant invade earth and you look for the Spirit of Fire , the Master Chief and a strategy guide online.

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