Insanely funny story coming up, brace yourselves.

So it all starts with a mediocre dimwit called Mitch. He's desperately to get one up on me in whatever way possible, so why not get his friend to try and hit me offline? (If he actually accomplished trying this it would've been funnier, probably burn out his dinky little shell booter trying to hit me offline for 5 seconds max LOL)

Anyways, Mitch needs me in his party/game to get my IP (which is dynamic btw, you fail hardcore). He starts spamming me with party invites and even makes a forum thread demanding that I join his party.

At this point, I'm a little suspicious and I block communications.

The next day, someone called HD Trauma sends me a friend request and party invite. Usually I delete all the random friend requests, but his motto said something like "DDoS random kids", which got me thinking.

Sure enough, I look at his friends' list and there's Mitch/Llamahunta. I decline the FR and party invite, and send him a message "you fail".

Few minutes later, I get the funniest message back evar: "Omg can you just say you got host booted, mitch is all over my *** trying to get you offline or something, saddest thing ive ever seen".

And here ends the saga of Mitch the desperate nerd. (Yes, I was bored and decided to relate this pathetic tale for the whole forum to see) 

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Entire Halo Wars Community:

Sparta>MitchBama in every gamemode with every leader

Apparently, everybody with 'sPro' infront of their name is now a host booter LOL

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I'm Terri-Trash at best :(

Holy *** Yur SSSSSUUUPPPEEEERRRRRRRR Smart

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iEnsemble:Holy *** Yur SSSSSUUUPPPEEEERRRRRRRR Smart

Thank you, I'll be here for 4 minutes!

In UA reinforcements where it's pretty much 1v2, do you go tech 2 or tech 3 for a chance of cobras/wolves btw? Assuming you have the expo. 

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Top 10,000 in 2v2 Tug of War Party Teams
Mediocre 1v1 Arbiter, and that's being generous
11 TS for 1v1 Reinforcements

Entire Halo Wars Community:

Sparta>MitchBama in every gamemode with every leader

Voodoo Wards:

iEnsemble:Holy *** Yur SSSSSUUUPPPEEEERRRRRRRR Smart

Thank you, I'll be here for 4 minutes!

In UA reinforcements where it's pretty much 1v2, do you go tech 2 or tech 3 for a chance of cobras/wolves btw? Assuming you have the expo. 

um i dont get the 4minutes part.. Yes i hate 1v2 but it all depends how the situation is and wat kind of units you have vs the units they have.. name 1 and  i ll help

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Example 2v2 on docks, my teammate has 2 buildings at 6 minutes, the enemy team is Anders/Forge, would staying tech 2 and going for 3 star tanks/hornets or going tech 3 do better? Assuming I have the expo.

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Top 10,000 in 2v2 Tug of War Party Teams
Mediocre 1v1 Arbiter, and that's being generous
11 TS for 1v1 Reinforcements

Entire Halo Wars Community:

Sparta>MitchBama in every gamemode with every leader

well the way i expo i get 2k wave first and then a 3k and  your gonna want to stay at teck2 until at about 9min 12min the most. and if your fighting tanks and hornets your gonna want to get spartans and canister/wingman and wit good micro you ll win and try to go for spartan laserW/ Power Turret that is game changer  .. also if you get infantry you might have to go for Tech3 late and que up turrets

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Thats their plan to try and steal GB lol.

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Tweaks thought pattern: Klunk has been declining my game/party invites for halo reach/wars for months since i went to jail. Hes positive on me massively- I know ill talk Sht to him over a forum then go silent when im in his parties.

Voodoo Wards:So it all starts with a mediocre dimwit called Mitch. He's desperately to get one up on me in whatever way possible, so why not get his friend to try and hit me offline?

When I first read this, I thought Mitch knew a guy who would find you and... you know...

I was like "whoa, mitch is hardcore; he don't mess around."

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AolxHangover:

i've never spoken to crusader but whenever i see his forum posts i think of a forge with no mussels :P

Ronin 3000:

Voodoo Wards:So it all starts with a mediocre dimwit called Mitch. He's desperately to get one up on me in whatever way possible, so why not get his friend to try and hit me offline?

When I first read this, I thought Mitch knew a guy who would find you and... you know...

I was like "whoa, mitch is hardcore; he don't mess around."

i thought the same thing at first >.>

btw i actually smiled a little at this story

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gt: WalmartWarMchin

The website was being gay so i had to make another account...

sparta, I thought about trying to get somebody to claim they are a second account once when in reality it would have been me so I could have had a chance to rematch you awhile back, I then didn't because I just couldn't stoop to that level 

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I'm not a grinder.

Voodoo Wards:

Insanely funny story coming up, brace yourselves.

So it all starts with a mediocre dimwit called Mitch. He's desperately to get one up on me in whatever way possible, so why not get his friend to try and hit me offline? (If he actually accomplished trying this it would've been funnier, probably burn out his dinky little shell booter trying to hit me offline for 5 seconds max LOL)

Anyways, Mitch needs me in his party/game to get my IP (which is dynamic btw, you fail hardcore). He starts spamming me with party invites and even makes a forum thread demanding that I join his party.

At this point, I'm a little suspicious and I block communications.

The next day, someone called HD Trauma sends me a friend request and party invite. Usually I delete all the random friend requests, but his motto said something like "DDoS random kids", which got me thinking.

Sure enough, I look at his friends' list and there's Mitch/Llamahunta. I decline the FR and party invite, and send him a message "you fail".

Few minutes later, I get the funniest message back evar: "Omg can you just say you got host booted, mitch is all over my *** trying to get you offline or something, saddest thing ive ever seen".

And here ends the saga of Mitch the desperate nerd. (Yes, I was bored and decided to relate this pathetic tale for the whole forum to see) 

Now here's a troll with some backbone, you might want to learn from this Spitfire, maybe one deal you'll be as perpetually annoying as Sparta.

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http://www.averagejoesgames.com/
go here

all ips are dynamic, a ip flood program can easily still knock you off internet if you aren't firewalled.

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ROFL can you say paranoid?  First off I wanted you to join my party because Billy wanted to do an entire commentary in honor to you stupid ass voice.  When you werent joining (because you are paranoid) I made a forum post.  So you still didnt join so I decided to let it go.  Billy wanted to hear your voice so he could imitate it.  

Then last night, my friend from my H3 days joined my party and Billy was practicing his Sparta voice and Trauma was like why is he talking like that so we told him about how bad you are and how you have no life and what not.  So hes like Im gonna mess with him.  Thanks for the dedicated thread of your made up stories.  DC Paranoid.

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GT-sPro MiTcH
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