there was a post about thins on b.net a lot are really funny these are some i made up
when someone says elite u think Covenant
when someone says Covenant u dont think promise
when u see the # 7 u think halo
u constantly crouch under things and jump so u can superjump to the top of a building
when u here Keyes u say as a before or after he was promoted
u wish u had a MAC gun
in a chase in a movie u think about a guy pulling out a Sppartan laser and destroying the other cars
u hear scorpian u think tank
u hear pelican/albatross u think dropship
u hear ghost u think purple hovercraft
u hear puma u think Warthog and car
when someone misses a shot in a movie u thing u say how did he miss he wasnt even going for a headshot
u see a car accident where someone flips u say there shields can take it why arent they getting out and pressing X
u wish u could ride a grunt
some one others made up
when theres a flood warning you get out your shotgun
When you take a crap and say bomb armed, bomb planted, game over.
.....When your friends try to check you into "Gamers Rehab", you think that its because something is wrong with your body augmentations.
.....When a beautiful girl asks for your number, and you give her your Halo 2 rank
.....Whenever someone asks what you've got planned in September...you prompty reply "Finishing the Fight".
...When you're eating dinner and you bring an XBox controller so you can hold "X" and pick up your fork. After awhile, you hold "Y" so you can Dual-Weild your spoon.
.....When you intentionally get a pad of blue post-it notes, run over to your friend and "stick" him with one.
"Ok. This one my friend actually said. He started a summer long capture the flag game and said, "You must have two hands on the flag at all times and it is used only as a melee weapon." I laughed after hearing that. He was serious."
when halo LAN paties are the ONLY parties you've ever gone to
you think african americans smoking cigars are invincible
...when you searched for nude pics of Cortana on Google
youve wondered if there are girl brutes, then the nasty image of brutes makeing babies is in your mind, and you try to forget about it
You throw a rock on the ground thinking its a bubble shield.
...and tell your friends to get next to you be 4 they get sniped
your sneaking around your job thinking you have active camo on.
hit friend in back of his head to see if he would die instantly
10. When you played campaign in Halo 1 and finally killed those gold elites on legendary, you either found youself screaming smack talk to them, or shooting its dead body a couple of extra times
9. When you hear the word "Halo" you never think about that golden glowing thing on top of angels head, but the of the worlds greatest video game
8.You think 343 Guilty Spark is a total douche
7. Upon playing Halo 2, you missed the original pistol
6. In matchmaking over Live, if theres ever an Elite in the room, hes the artard newb
5. A pet grunt would be sorta cool
4. You know every spawn point of every weapon on every multiplayer map.
3. You thought Captain Keyes was a total sav, god rest his soul
2. Cortana, what a gal
1. Whenever you see the numbers "117" anywhere, you think of "Spartan-117"
...when you hop in a Hummer and accidently call it a Hog.
...when you see a midget and call him a grunt.
when you think they took fall damage out. (Damn Bridge)
And if you thought these were funny
feel free to add more
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