The Hover Tree Offensive

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  •  07-13-2007, 3:13 AM 75003

    The Hover Tree Offensive

    Chapter 1:200

      Commander Driftwood was tense.  If he wa going to acheie victory, he would have to demonstrate shocking force in a fast moving offencive.  He currently onlly had 2500 hover tree units on standby, ready to launch, supported by 50 bark bombers. 

       A peice of bark opened begind him, and general evergreen came floating in.  The commander saluted him with his biggest branch.  "At ease Driftwood." And the commander lowered his branch.  We have recieved intel that the tree huggers have engaged the enemy at this location, and have acheived victory, but the damage was to them mostly, and if we don't launch a releif force there soon, they will be wiped out.  The general paused, "I'm going to need 200 of your most skilled floaters", the commander hesitated,"Sir, I'm low on trees as it is, I'm planning on using those hover trees to spearhead the assult and strike a blow at Dean's lumbridge to cripple the industrialists army, and protect the bulk of my force's flank."

      "I'm sorry Driftwood, but I must have those 200 men, those tree-huggers are vital to our cause, and we will link up with you at the industrists capital, but until then, I'm gana have to take these trees."  The commander took a deep breath and anwsered,"Alright, I will give you the 200 men, but I'm gana need them for the final battle at Yank's woodcutting co., assuming I get that far."

      Evergreen anwsered,"Good, I will leave around noon, have those men ready", and with that, he turned and left the room.

      Driftwood sighed and touched down to the fround, a sign of pure exaghstion for hover trees, this was gana be harder than he had imagined.

  •  07-13-2007, 3:27 AM 75007 in reply to 75003

    Re: New book from DudDoodoo:The Hover Tree Offensive

    LOL ROFLMAO WTF OMFG!!!!!

     

    that was awesoem, except for the spelling "STOP! its grammer time!" but yea amazing

     hopefuly the hover tree will appear in Halo Wars, maybe as a cheat unit?!!??! lo lthat would be awesome


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  •  07-13-2007, 3:33 AM 75008 in reply to 75007

    Re: New book from DudDoodoo:The Hover Tree Offensive

    Chapter two won't be ariving for a while.(family vaca)
  •  07-13-2007, 3:35 AM 75009 in reply to 75008

    Re: New book from DudDoodoo:The Hover Tree Offensive

    dangit....i was looking forward to the whole thing....all 54 chapters, totally 647 pages....

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  •  07-13-2007, 3:37 AM 75011 in reply to 75009

    Re: New book from DudDoodoo:The Hover Tree Offensive

    I'll do it, just be gone for like 10 days, but I should be able to write another chapter from my sister's laptop while I'm away.
  •  07-13-2007, 3:38 AM 75012 in reply to 75008

    Re: New book from DudDoodoo:The Hover Tree Offensive

    "I'm going to need 200 of your most skilled floaters"
    that's the best quote from it..
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  •  07-13-2007, 3:44 AM 75014 in reply to 75012

    Re: New book from DudDoodoo:The Hover Tree Offensive

    I thought so too, it's actually what started the idea in the first place.
  •  07-13-2007, 3:56 AM 75025 in reply to 75014

    Re: New book from DudDoodoo:The Hover Tree Offensive

    Hover Trees: Satisfying your mom since 2552

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  •  07-13-2007, 4:10 AM 75030 in reply to 75025

    Re: New book from DudDoodoo:The Hover Tree Offensive

    Plz, this is supposed to be clean humor.
  •  07-13-2007, 4:18 AM 75035 in reply to 75030

    Re: New book from DudDoodoo:The Hover Tree Offensive

    but its bungie-approved humor :p

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  •  07-13-2007, 4:21 AM 75036 in reply to 75035

    Re: New book from DudDoodoo:The Hover Tree Offensive

    Sorry, not a fan.
  •  07-13-2007, 3:51 PM 75243 in reply to 75025

    Re: New book from DudDoodoo:The Hover Tree Offensive

    naughty taco:
    Hover Trees: Satisfying your mom since 2552
    lolz hahhaha
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  •  07-13-2007, 3:57 PM 75244 in reply to 75243

    Re: New book from DudDoodoo:The Hover Tree Offensive

    a moderator will be here soon lol.


  •  07-13-2007, 7:19 PM 75271 in reply to 75244

    Re: New book from DudDoodoo:The Hover Tree Offensive

    LOL but come on we need some lemons in there....
    Angatar, Iron-Power
  •  07-13-2007, 9:14 PM 75303 in reply to 75271

    Re: New book from DudDoodoo:The Hover Tree Offensive

    am i missing something here.........
    Chuck Norris had the cajones to join the Angels of Death....do you? www.theaod.enjin.com
    Must be 1000+ years of age to join.

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