Hi, feeling like just having some fun so here we go.

Possibly you've seen me around here...and you've seen my Sig where I have those two quotes about my two favorite leaders right? no? well then scroll down and look at them. why'd I make you do that? that's the purpose of this topic. I want you guys to try to come up with the coolest and or funniest "quote" for your favorite Units. (like what I did in my sig) I'll start so you can get an Idea.

sMACk that, all on the floor, sMACk that, give me some mooore - Captain Cutter

OOOH GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUUUUN!!! - Shirley  Arbiter

Sombody call 911! shorty fire burning on the dance floor, WHOAHOA! - Flamethrower

alright you get it? all of the quotes I posted were actually lyrics from various songs, but they don't have to be. they could be humorous variations of famous quotes like

"The only thing we have to fear....is that old cripple in the chair stealing our children." - FDR, encouraging America through the Great Pedophile Convention

:D what can you come up with?

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STOP....Hammer time! - Brute Chieftain

She blinded me....WITH SCIENCE! - Professor Anders

They see me rollin......they hatin - Prophet of Regret

Trolls are my Slayer Task...BEWARE!

cyclops-"why'ed you make us?"

ghosts: "who ya gonna call"

arby: "WARTHOGGGGSSSS"

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GT: EverCuteKitty
1v1-front page (random all)
2v2-front page (anders)
3v3-top 50 (random UNSC)

A Jackal pair:

BOOM HEADSHOT! 

A flamethrower shortly after seeing a rebel sniper:

why can we have snipers?

The jackal pair shortly after killing the flamethrower:

Because it is more fun for us =D

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kiunk:

go drown in a fire

That guy I just played:

 GHOSTS ARE OP NERF NOW!!!!!!!!

That jackal pair I sent to kill him:

BOOM HEADSHOT! 

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kiunk:

go drown in a fire

Cyclops - I! am! Iron! M-...*dies to flamethrowers*

Flamethrower - O.o....wth? flames work on these guys?

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STOP....Hammer time! - Brute Chieftain

She blinded me....WITH SCIENCE! - Professor Anders

They see me rollin......they hatin - Prophet of Regret

Trolls are my Slayer Task...BEWARE!

Passing by banshee pilot: Did that fine gentleman just try to carpet bomb me?

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Haiku's are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator

Brute Chieftain- Chieftain ready to eat banannas!

ODST (while dropping from sky)- BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POR (ground form)- F'ing *** fine gentlemen for letting me get nerfed! how the f**** am i going to impress the ladys if my pimped wheelchair is slow?!

Suicide Grunts (exploding on a base or unit)- ALAH!!!!

Marines (after not being used at all in the game)- Hey wanna go back to the elephant andm ake out?

 

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Epic 3v3 Standard Counter War Match Lawlz. http://www.halowars.com/stats/StatsGame.aspx?Id=14829021-7667-9522-7173-000000000000

Daidot Demon:

Brute Chieftain- Chieftain ready to eat banannas!

ODST (while dropping from sky)- BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POR (ground form)- F'ing *** fine gentlemen for letting me get nerfed! how the f**** am i going to impress the ladys if my pimped wheelchair is slow?!

Suicide Grunts (exploding on a base or unit)- ALAH!!!!

Marines (after not being used at all in the game)- Hey wanna go back to the elephant and make out?

 

these ones made me LOL

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Gamebattle tournaments are BULLSH-IT it should be GayBattles instead...

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Daidot Demon:

Brute Chieftain- Chieftain ready to eat banannas!

ODST (while dropping from sky)- BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POR (ground form)- F'ing *** fine gentlemen for letting me get nerfed! how the f**** am i going to impress the ladys if my pimped wheelchair is slow?!

Suicide Grunts (exploding on a base or unit)- ALAH!!!!

Marines (after not being used at all in the game)- Hey wanna go back to the elephant and make out?

 

these ones made me LOL

glad to make u laugh.

POR (flying and maxed out and goes to enemys base)- *pretends to watch a movie with the protectors but thinks its bad* Boo! screw this movie! *throws popcorn at the enemy building and units then decides to use the 'Grape Soda' Cleansing Beam* 

Arbiter (raging a air unit): I AM THE ARBI- *looks around* Not *** again *glitched across the map*

Flamethrowers: *sees the arbiter* Flashbang him! *everyone throws it* we got h- *gets raged down to death* Arbiter: Fail much?

Banshee: *sees a spartan with a laser* die spartan!!!! *shoots at the spartan while about to die* Peppy: Banshee DO A BARREL ROLL! Banshee: *does it but got lasered out of the sky* Spartan: *with shields still up and just walks by the rubbage* Fail Barrel roll.

POR: *flying and is cleansing a enemy cutters base* Cutter: Eat this! *mac blasts the POR but misses*  POR: Recruit great work! much? *says as the mac hit his own reactor*

 

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Epic 3v3 Standard Counter War Match Lawlz. http://www.halowars.com/stats/StatsGame.aspx?Id=14829021-7667-9522-7173-000000000000

Cutter: I likes me sum MAC n' ODScheese !!

Anders: Why is it I have a unit called a Hawk, a freeze-bomb, and a Gremilin ?? I thought birds flew South for the winter, and, don't Gremilins wreck AIR vehicles ???   =/

Forge: ....Scorpion ?? With that flat body, tail-like cannon, and crawling movement ?? Meh, looks more like a Grizzlie....  (upgrades Scorps to Grizzlies) ..........Meh, looks more like a Tarantula.....

 Chieftan: Dey hyrd mee cuz Iam gude at wak-uh mohl. (hic-up) Mai ROFLHAMMUR GOE WHAKWHAKWHAKWHAKWHAK !!! Den it make a gient crap-hole inn da skeye dat does a rivurse faart and goes big-maumuh on ur @$$

Prophet: ..................My namessssss Herbert.... Ohhhhh, thatsssssssss a mighty fine sssssssack your carryin.....Hey, Arby, I got ssssome Death Sssssticks in the bassssement if you want one....

Arbiter: I TAKES TWO !!! Oooooo....shiny....MAI ROFLKNIFE GO SLICESLICESLICESLICESLICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

ODST 1: Okay, we move to Rally Piont Bravo at....What are you looking at ?

ODST 2:There appears to be a laser pionted at your head, kinda like the one on the-

ODST 3: SPARTAN LASER !!!!

FASHOOOOM !!!!!!!!

ODST 2: WTF ?!!

ODST 3: STEVE ??! How many times do I have to tell you: you CAN NOT duel-wield Spartan Lasers !!!

 

Spartan Cheney: FASHOOOOM !!!

Marine: OWWW, MY F***** LEG !!

Cheney; -_-   FASHOOOOM !!!!

Marine: OWWW, MY F***** OTHER LEG !!!

Cheney: Ah, s**t, thought you were a deer....

 

Prophet: And in the beginning there was the Ark, and it saved the humans from the Flood and.....wait.....

Flame Marine: Hmmmm....long-range armor-peircing whisper-quiet god chuck norris-rifle....or giant candle-lighter ?? Ohhhh, WHYYY DO THEY MAKE US CHOOSE ???!!!

Scarab: I think I'll kill....you. No, you. No, wait....you. No....  >=(  WOULD YOU ALL STOP MOVING AROUND ??!! IT'S SO FRUSTATING !!! Thatz it !! Ima doin' mai ballureena danse !!! WWWEEEEEEEE- Oooooo, pretty laser from da sky....*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM* (or) Oooooo, an airplane- *cryo bomb* ACCKKK WHY'S IT SOOOO COLD ??!!! OH NOEZ, DEY ALL TURNED ON ME- *BANG*

 

 

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"I have no words that would do justice to the atrocities you commit to the English language, as well as your continued assaults on the concepts of basic literacy and logical reasoning."

POR cleansing: BAM! and the dirt is gone! 

Aribiter raging one marine....: OM

....then the next marine: NOM

...then every other marine: NOM... nom... nom

POR crossing a 3v3 map: *snores*... huh what!?!?....*more snores* 

Brute Banshee upon activating boost: punch it chewie!

Cobra deploying: seige tan-I mean cobra deploying 

Hornet: ... you know the closer that cloud gets the more it looks like a cryo bom-

 

Spartan higjacking a vampire: how the hell did I get up here?!?

POR: *cleansing a enemy base or army that is annoying him* You See?! Oxyclean is the perfect stain removal formula sray that elminates all those hard tough stains :) Buy Oxy Clean now!  'There are no refunds while using Oxyclean'

Elephant: Hey why cant we fly like everyone else was talking about days ago? Covie: Sure and we suppose you all wouldnt mind a flying Arbiter thats invisible spawning units around your base and cant be canistered huh? if so then we shall rename you Dumbo!

Arbiter&POR: *looks at chieftain as they already taken a second base on the enemy side* Chieftain: *still running and is half way to the eenmy side after 5 minutes* Arby&The Prophet: Man he seriously needs to lay off the Cheezy Puffs

POR Obama: *giving speech to Covie* Yes we can Change this universe! *after years of war and lies from the Prophets* Covie: what were we thinking?.. (Btw im not dissing Obam... just adding some stuff to him lying thats all)

Suicide Grunts: *trained and play the song* 'Im Blue Da Ba Dee' *explodes on a enemy unit/building* and everything is blue to them

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Epic 3v3 Standard Counter War Match Lawlz. http://www.halowars.com/stats/StatsGame.aspx?Id=14829021-7667-9522-7173-000000000000

Odst: Go ahead and kill me! Im replaceable! We have ten waiting to be dropped!

Prophet: Dang beam is screwed. Why isnt starting out big?

Arbiter: Hehehe, now that im invisable, i can peep on Anders. <3

Cheftain: Where is my red tie? Hurry, diddy kong, get my coconut gun!

Grizzlys: Grrrr... fear me. Meow!

Vampires: Ahhhrgh. Sunlight! It burns!

Spartan: My flips are better than yours, dang right, i could teach you, but id have to charge. :D

Cobra: Hisss. Gimmi a sec, im locking down.

Scarab: Ooh thats a pretty bea--.

Engineer: *Zip* Ahhhh.

Turret: OI ! Where do you think your going! You werent thinking about going out there were you? Dang straight you better run!

( From halo machinama Matchmaking Episode 11 - Out There )

Elite honor guard: I suck! :D

Arbiter (Again) : Dont push me because im close to the edg--.

( From Happy Feet :D )

Banshee: Sacrificee!

Hunter: Holy shi-! Did you see me deflect that!

Grunts: I suck :DD

Jackels: Thats bull shi-!

Im out of ideas xD

 

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sp4rt4n:

I am a fine gentleman, im not going to lie.

iEchoic:

The last upgrade should allow them to shoot ninjas out of their flamethrowers.

GT-BaNiishED

Vampire: Oh god don't cryo don't cryo don't cr-...(crash)

Locust: Haha! I've got a shie- overdrive researched, god dammit.

Arbiter to Chieftain: Yeah suicide grunts are really helpful, I just send them into a enemy rebel base and its blown to smithereens.

Passing Suicide Grunt: WHAT!?!?!?!

Scorpion facing full army of Hunters: Oh God... (Grizzly Researched) I HAVE THE POWER!!! He-Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! 

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studmuffin:

though my names studmuffin Im not very good with the ladies, sorry =/

Forge: I am Master Chief.

Prophet of Regret: I am the Prophet of Truth.

Arbiter: I am Thel 'Vadumee

Anders: I am John Forge.

Brute Chieftan: I am Tartarus.

Elephant: I can't talk, I'm a vehicle, go away.

Jackal: I'm a suicide Arbiter

Grunt: I am an Elite

Hornet: I am flying.

Vulture: I get shot down easily don't use me. Go away.

Scarab: I get shot down easily don't use me. Go away.

Spartan: I'm cool. I can do backflips and eh, not afraid of anything.