There used to be a thread called "you know you're going to lose a game of Halo Wars when..." that I read a while back. Today, I checked for it with the search bar because I had a new idea for it, but it had dissapeared. So, I'm reinstating it.
What you do is take the model "You know you're going to lose a game of Halo Wars when..." and fill in the next. My example:
You know you're going to lose a game of Halo Wars when you start the match as Forge with two Anders teammates. On the minimap, you see their team colors next to a rebel base about fifteen seconds in, look over, and see that they are both trying to destroy a rebel base by ramming it with their warthog scouts. You decide to go for early units, because your allies aren't going to be much help. You scroll over to your warthog, and see it patiently gathering resource crates. You notice an enemy team's color appear right in front of your base on the minimap. You skip back to your base and realize it's an enemy warthog scout, checking your base. Becuase you don't have any defenses yet, you decide to leave it be. Suddenly, you hear your teammates shouting about being "under attack" in super high-pitched, squeaky voices. Two longswords rip over your base, and you see that the enemy scout just got double-cryoed. Over your speakers, you hear your teammates congradulating each other about how they "just totally pwned the other team's army". You wonder how they're possibly surviving after losing their scouts and using up 600 resources, and look at their bases. For each base, there is just a single field armory. A few seconds later, they come back onto your speakers, begging you for supplies to build their "vulture armies".
Also, in the last post I read, people were having an argument over whether America or England (I think) was better. So, here is my contribution.
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“I'm not a doctor, I'm a medic."
"What's the difference?"
"Doctors cure people. Medics just make them more comfortable. While they die."