Everyone knows the storys about the Spartans of Halo, but few know of the tonk. Of the few who have seen it and lived, few have ever known it really was Forerunner technology. Only the Spirit of Fire is known to have seen the tonk, and this is their story. (Based on a misspelling of tank, not related to canon in anyway, just a fun read)

 

Cutter: Serina, how long is our eta?

Serina: We still have nine years, Sir.

Cutter: I'm getting too old for this,

Serina laughed. It had been quite some time since the Captain had made a joke. Things had been hard for him, the limited crew awake, and the Spartans. It made him lose some more of his limited humor.

Serina: I'm getting some readings from a planet within a few kilometers. It seems that there is some sort of sentient life. We may have found a settlement. Maybe they have a spare Subspace Drive. Its worth a shot.

Cutter: I'm alright with it, when can we get there?

Serina: About 14 hours.

Cutter: Wake me up if something happens.

Voice: Hahahahaha I've come to reap your souls. Come on, get up will you? Your journey has ended!

*Bright light* Discomfort awoke Cutter as Anders splashed water on his face.

Anders: Captain, our away teams are searching the area. Seems like a colony over here, a big one at that. I'm going to go out and find how this place came to be. I'm a bit worried though, the locals seem scared at night, a curse or something. I think Covenant activity may be going on here.

Cutter: What about the drive?

Anders: They want compensation since they only have three. They want us to help them out.

Cutter: What do they want?

Anders: Something destroyed.

Cutter: What is it?

Anders: I'm not familiar with it. Its called a tonk.

Cutter's nightmare flashed in his mind once more.

Anders: Are you ok captain?

Cutter: Yes...I think so...

Anders: Want to go to the infirmary?

Cutter: No, I'm alright now. Now, where is this "tonk"?

Talk of the tonk passed around the empty halls, wondering what it was. They were so un aware...

The next day, the Spartans and the twenty ODSTs on duty went to take out the tonk while Anders had herself and a team of engineers intall the ftl drive. The attack force only had to take out a metal block on a rod, that looked like a black metal mailbox. The mailblock was in a lightly vegatated forest with a cleared area. They planted some explosives and blew it up.

Cutter: Are we done here?

Serina: The crew is on board and ready to take off.

Cutter:Lets go home.

Meanwhile, back on the planet, a week after the Spirit had left, a disturbance had taken place. Mass suicide had occured. The contact network that had been inplanted gave video feed.

Serina: I think you should see this.

She brought up a virtual screen of the live video feed.

Civilian: Hello? Cutter we have a problem!!! We are being attacked!!!

Cutter: Whats happening?

Civilian: THE TONK!!!! HELP!!!!

Cutter: What? The thing w....

Cutter watched as a tentacle started to envelope the civilian and unwrap around a skeleton withering away with blood stains and organs barely attached and slightly consumed

Cutter: How soon can we get back?

Serina: The sensors indicate that the planet is starting to envelope itself. Do you want to go back? Think of the lives your risking for nothing.

Cutter sighed. Keep going home...

That was the last human contact with the tonk ever. Reports show that the tonk have killed "Liek 40 fleamethrwoers". As disturbing as it is, the entire planet crumbled away into a small sphere about an inch long. It dissapeared. Or did it?

Serina: Four Days

Cutter: No...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Epilouge: At his house resting from the war that had taken place, he still had some nightmares. He walks outside reflecting from his command asking"Forge, why did you do that?"

In loving memory of Forge Tonk. I miss that guy.

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I'm the best Cutter player, m'kay?
n' we all smiles.
I'm a self appointed community mod. I have no power, but a group of us might put this place in order.

Nice.... but you should of had the dreaded tonk kill pastafarian man because the tonk is so ovrpwred and like klls evrythng

Who said there wouldn't be part 2?

Edit: I plan to have 3 parts, one for each faction.

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I'm the best Cutter player, m'kay?
n' we all smiles.
I'm a self appointed community mod. I have no power, but a group of us might put this place in order.

hah! I deleted this post so you can't talk about it. Muwahahaha

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pigs can fly with redbull, and birds can't with white bull, and master chief becomes a banana if he drinks yellow bull. heed my warnings.

lmao, darn ova powad

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I get banned for no reason

spartan 243:I don't really understand this. so Forge's last name was Tonk? He's at his house? For all we know earth is destroyed by that time.Oh wait it didn't say what planet...But what is the Tonk?

Its making fun of a misspelling of tank that killed about 40 flamers. Do I really need to tell you what means what? Earth was never destroyed, btw. If it was, Cutter would be dead.

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I'm the best Cutter player, m'kay?
n' we all smiles.
I'm a self appointed community mod. I have no power, but a group of us might put this place in order.

Have the tonk face off against Chuck Norris!

I see that u goys lik mah supa tonks veus flasmthrowers.

 

Btw, GT is IllusionS IX

 

Please flasm me.

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I am a Pastafarian - http://www.venganza.org/

There has been talk of a great power near the Shield World. The Prophets have been interested greatly in what this power was. It had been dormant for a few months after its encounter with the Spirit of Fire. It was resting, waiting for something to feed it...

Regret: Sharlay? I have a mission for you.

Arbiter clenches his fist

Arbiter: That is not my name!

Regret: Sharlay, you need to investigate a planet. I looks like it was recently abandoned. It appears to have some large energy readings. I want that power, bring it to me.

Arbiter: I will.

Regret: This will be a simple mission. Take some grunts and get that power, failure will not be tolerated.

Arbiter went to get his grunt squad.

Regret: Good luck Sharlay.

Arbiter: I hate you.

So, Arbiter went to find his squad. iEchoic was busy in the army room. Training for the next Army prize.

iEchoic: I can belive I lost...

Arbiter: There there. You will win the next one. I know you will.

iEchoic: You mean that?

Arbiter: Yes, now lets find FJ.

FJ was busy with something. Arbiter didn't care.

FJ: Can I play some more?

Arbiter: No, you will be on my away team. Where is your American twin.

FJ: I'm not telling yo...Are those crumpets?

Pastafarian Man: Yesh.

FJ: What are they made of?

Pastafarian Man:Mah recipe:

have o cup o jeckyls

quarter pownd of flasmthrowers

and too teespons of OCDT

FJ: Yum

Pastafarian Man: yo you goat to wetch out, you gunna gert flasmed by ervy bodey when it cosmic avengers 2 dis stuff.

FJ: What?

Arbiter: Enough, get your American twin and Elecbound.

Studmuffin: I'm busy playing Magic!

Arbiter: Too bad.

Elecbound: Hey, what's going on?

Pastafarian Man: I see that u goys lik mah supa tonks veus flasmthrowers.

Elecbound: What?

Arbiter: I grow tired of this. Get to the Grav lift. Go in it in one hour.

Elecbound: What a tonk?

iEchoic: Nothing. Hes an idiot.

One hour later.

Arbiter: Attack Attack Attack!

Squad: What happen?

Pastafarian Man: He lostes to the flasmthrowers til he he goat his ass cheeks in that skoy, when he got in skoy, use jeckyls to shosht him doon.

A large battle followed. Luckly, only iEchoic died. Following that good fortune, the swarmer was the cause.

the swarmer: How do I kill the Arbiter?

Studmuffin gets his plasma grenades and sticks the swarmer.

Studmuffin: Thats how you do it.

The ground had begun to shake as a great beast burst from the ground.

The tonk grabbed Pastafarian Man and placed him on its head.

Elecbound: We have trouble guys...

FJ and Studmuffin: Yeah we...we don't sound alike!

Their voices sounded of the UKS. The United Kingdom of States. A dual concentration of greatness.

FJ and Studmuffin, realizing they were wrong, activated their Y ability, sticking the tonk and barely denting it.

Pastafarian Man:I see that u goys lik mah supa tonks veus flasmthrowers.

Elecbound: Huh...

Pastafarian Man: Please flasm me.

Arbiter, fearing that this was his last task, revealed his true form. His armor burst off. He was...

Chuck Norris activated his leader power, round house kickin the crap outta dat ting! After his resources ran out, he realized something. He hadn't damaged the beast at all.

Pastafarian Man: OCDT carnet win gainest ani of there abub, ther fact is fact, jeckyls win diestances and flasmthrowers wern closet rage, sible enough, ODCT are lik the peni suggers of dem bowf.

Pastafarian Man jumped off into the great beyond.

Then Chuck realized, he was with his uncle.

Chuck: Forge? Is that you? Forge Tonk?

Forge: Yes, it is me.

Chuck: I missed you...soo much...

Forge: I missed you too kiddo.

Chuck: Can we go get the new cosmic avengers 2?

Forge: Yeah, yeah we can.

*Grunts return home by Spirit transport*

Regret: Where is Sharlay?

Elecbound: With Forge.

Regret: Who?

Studmuffin: His dad.

Regret: I'm his dad...

Elecbound: Awkward...

Regret: Go and fi...

FJ: F*** off I'm eating my crumpets.

Regret: I should eat a pony...

Disclaimer: I made up all of this. The gamers here weren't asked anything, I tried to write what they would say, but I can't be accurate about iEchoic since I've never spoken with him. Hope you enjoyed part 2!

Elecbound, The best Cutter player ever.

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I'm the best Cutter player, m'kay?
n' we all smiles.
I'm a self appointed community mod. I have no power, but a group of us might put this place in order.

yo jive me cerdits four flasm trhower and jeckyls? I arm apowerd.

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I am a Pastafarian - http://www.venganza.org/

What is a tonk lol?

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Read my FF! Human-Covenant War: Without The Great Schism. It's an FF based upon how the war would have ended up if there was no Great Schism. There are a lot of twists and there is a lot of action!

yo soon, he tonk is teh bist onit in my gam

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I am a Pastafarian - http://www.venganza.org/

Pastafarian Man:yo soon, he tonk is teh bist onit in my gam

Yes, yes it is.

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I'm the best Cutter player, m'kay?
n' we all smiles.
I'm a self appointed community mod. I have no power, but a group of us might put this place in order.

i lik to hav tonks git rolie polied by the justic lague of jeckyls.

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I am a Pastafarian - http://www.venganza.org/

Elecbound:

Pastafarian Man:yo soon, he tonk is teh bist onit in my gam

Yes, yes it is.

Best story ever lol.

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