Just wondering what everyone has gotten. My friend has seen some colorful ones lately.

I haven't got a funny reply as I haven't played the game.

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Ukurse.
I am more cooler than you.
I got banned?! Lol...

"Why can't you just play the game properly I didn't have my vultures ready when you attacked douche"

Hilarious

"Don't f*ck with me man Ima kill you don't you try f*ckin with me because Im gonna find you and then I gonna kill you and your family and your friends and your father hates you because you are a stupid son of a b*tch"

Some people take this game WAY to serious.

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"Sir, we are surrounded!"
- "Excellent, now we can attack in any direction!"

From the games ive played...

Ive heard: F@g, faggot, homo, play the game right...

You get the idea... O_O

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Liberals - STFU KTHX.

zoomy:

"Don't f*ck with me man Ima kill you don't you try f*ckin with me because Im gonna find you and then I gonna kill you and your family and your friends and your father hates you because you are a stupid son of a b*tch"

Some people take this game WAY to serious.

LOL! Some guy threatened to kill me too!

Saying before he did, hes a microsoft employee, going to ban me!

HAHAHA! Some people should go outside...

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Liberals - STFU KTHX.

we had a 3:30 hr match and we won... he said he want ready yet... and kept spamming msgs to me... an argument broke out...it lasted longer than the match... he eventually sent a VC message and he sounded... bout 30... turns out he and 1 of his 2 mates were high 20's and the other was 9!... if thats a case of IGNL then i dont know what is...

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A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

"You can always rely on the Americans to do the right thing...after they have exhausted every other possibility."

Sir Winston Churchill

HansVanHarken:

zoomy:

"Don't f*ck with me man Ima kill you don't you try f*ckin with me because Im gonna find you and then I gonna kill you and your family and your friends and your father hates you because you are a stupid son of a b*tch"

Some people take this game WAY to serious.

LOL! Some guy threatened to kill me too!

Saying before he did, hes a microsoft employee, going to ban me!

HAHAHA! Some people should go outside...

Yeah, I'm so annoyed of hate messages.. Why can't people just accept a defeat with sportsmanship. Until I got HW, my Rep was 100% psoitive, I'm down to 60% now because I'm playing "aggressive" and "unfair". Haha :D

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"Sir, we are surrounded!"
- "Excellent, now we can attack in any direction!"

Wow I never got any kind of messages.  I did get called a cheater once in game though.  I got called a cheater for sending scorpions early in the game.  Didn't hear much as I left the game quickly after he resigned lol.

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I got a "you should have let me beat you instead of running around the map building bases to stay alive..."

 

I just left it alone...he answered his own arguement in his comment figured that was it

 

 

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"Let them hate so long as they fear"

"Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."

I got told that a 32 year old man should not be playing games. Well some of you, your parents should not allow you to play games on Live the way you treat adults and act a fool trying to be hardcore at age 14. Most games are Rated M. So tell me again, OMG your old what you doing playing on Live, as I am wishing to visit your father and skull drag him across your driveway for raising such a windowlicker.

Well attention there noobs and stereotypers. Most hardcore gamers are older if you check the staticis. I been playing games on Pc since 1984 and Orgeon Trail, Pwning it up. I love the assumptions that everyone is a kid that plays Xbox. Its the kids that talk all the *** on XBLIVE, no wonder I only use voice in private party. I cant stand the annoying idiots you met on Live. 10 Millions people on Live and I got to met this idiot. I also wont play random teams, because morons will Mac Blast teamate bases, resign at first sign of trouble and generally be retarded. I only play with friends.

My enjoyment comes with playing with buddies on Live no matter if I am winning or losing.

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"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and
expecting different results"

Whiners Strategy

1. Press big green X on controller than Y.
2. Drive to Gamestop exchange HW for Halo3
3. Enjoy!

Someone sent me like a 5 page message saying i cheated cause i had like 10 warthogs b4 he had teir 2. I just said that i managed that because it had been 15 mins into game time xD

edit: huge messege in bigger font, Dont know how i got this :S

OP should post his funniest message.  I don't remember any good ones I got, but in Halo 3 one of my friends got insulted.  He had been arguing with one of our teammates, and finally the guy got sick of losing the argument and yelled, "You're <insert another word for 'homo' here>," into the mic.  Well, ftr my friend isn't, but his response was, "Yes, I am."  The other kid's comeback?  "Yuh, you're ***!!".   "Yes, yes, we've already been there..."  Finally the other kid yells it into the mic one more time and quits the match.

Edit:  He yells the same thing into the mic b4 he quits...  It's one thing to use a bad comeback.  It's another to use it 3 times when it got shot down after the 1st use...

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Mess with the best,
Die like the rest...

"You guys must be studying the uh, abridged Book of Ninja Fighting.
I mean, come on... How do you guys expect to beat me?"

Grossmesser:

 Just wondering what everyone has gotten. My friend has seen some colorful ones lately.

 

 

So this is a pretty basic message but in the context of the game it was hilarious. Me and my buddy were doing a 2v2 match, we were cutter and anders and he was forge and arbiter, and they rushed and Killed us, we had to split up and build 2 bases on seperate sides of the map. They had a combined 8 bases between our 2 and we managed to come back and beat them after about 1.5 hours. I received a message after the game saying " you suck, you only won because you used super units"......i almost cryed when i heard it LOL 

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IF Someone was to Sexually Force themselves upon a hooker, against her will, Would if be Rape or Shoplifting?