the title explains itself. here the randomest thing i heard: There was 2 little kids that ramdomly started talking about how their neopet was hungry and than during the macth was driving the warthog in circles than we blown off a cliff and they said they were flying hippos than later one was booted because he snipe me in the back

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Send me out.....with a bang

sgt Johnson's last words before death

my friend and i were playing halo 3 at 7:00 in the morning one day and we were just playing social cause we were so tired.

anyway this guy comes on and starts yelling and shouting,he curesed every 10 secondes about this and that and he never stoped. at 7:00 in the moerning we were half asleep suddenly hear this guy yelling in our ears. on a social match i was pissed.

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"Feel Feel My Hatred, It bleeds down, On your faith, Feel Feel your ending, It's so grim and cold here!
How can this be for real? I thought I already killed you"
My Hatred, Trivium

On Normal while hunting for some skulls, me and my three friends went past a marine and he charged yelling "FOR SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

While on a Big Team, some one as singing a song about how Osamma sells potassium. It got stuck in everyones head and we just used it to intimidate the other guys

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If con is the opposite of pro, then is congress the opposite of progress??

I was playing a custom game with some friends and there was a guy on the brown team who shouted as I grav - hammered him,
"You can't kill me I am a lemur".

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It's aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall cooooooooooooooooooooooooool

i was doing campaign on crow's nest and it was so funny because 1 marine wanted to go past a door but it was locked on the other side there was a marine who said : 
password please ?

you got to be kiding me, what password?

the password so we won't open the doors for brutes.

do i sound like a brute to you?

well you could be held prisoner by brutes.

if i was held prisoner by brutes and knew the password, then the brutes could just force me to tell you the password and you would open the door for them.

..... ok, so now i will defenitly not open the door for you.

but we need ammo

but why don't you ask your brute friends?

that was so funny =P

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"for us the storm has past"

sjoerd digifan:

i was doing campaign on crow's nest and it was so funny because 1 marine wanted to go past a door but it was locked on the other side there was a marine who said : 
password please ?

you got to be kiding me, what password?

the password so we won't open the doors for brutes.

do i sound like a brute to you?

well you could be held prisoner by brutes.

if i was held prisoner by brutes and knew the password, then the brutes could just force me to tell you the password and you would open the door for them.

..... ok, so now i will defenitly not open the door for you.

but we need ammo

but why don't you ask your brute friends?

that was so funny =P

it's the red vs blue characters, they say something different on each dificulty

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Words
Possession of the beggar and the king
Received by all and we're sentenced to a life with
Obsession of the genius and the fool
Find them you can use them
Say them you can hear them
Write them you can read them
Love them fear them

I was playing the covenant on campaign and i gave an elite a shotgun and he said "I will name my son after you"

Asa-121:

I was playing the covenant on campaign and i gave an elite a shotgun and he said "I will name my son after you"

lol!

i killed a brute and another brute nearby said "Well done you basta*d!"

and i have heard brutes shout WE DO NOT TAKE MASTERCARD!" when they berserk sometimes

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neopets are faggotish and one tim i heard some dued talking to his room mate bout the chick he screwd the night befor it was extreamly akward

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quack quack

wow. that is kinda weird talking to people you know with about 4 other poeple listnening. go into private chat or something. *** idiot

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it was realy wierd and another time in halo one it was where the grunts where sleping and i pulld the trigger on acidentand the grunt jumpd up and said "ah!!!!!!! i poopd a little bit"

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quack quack

sjoerd digifan:

i was doing campaign on crow's nest and it was so funny because 1 marine wanted to go past a door but it was locked on the other side there was a marine who said : 
password please ?

you got to be kiding me, what password?

the password so we won't open the doors for brutes.

do i sound like a brute to you?

well you could be held prisoner by brutes.

if i was held prisoner by brutes and knew the password, then the brutes could just force me to tell you the password and you would open the door for them.

..... ok, so now i will defenitly not open the door for you.

but we need ammo

but why don't you ask your brute friends?

that was so funny =P

Here's what I got at the same place:

 Marine: Hey open up!

 Voice:  What's the password?

 Marine: Password? Oh man, I forgot

 Voice: Forgot...what?

 Marine: I forgot the password.

  Voice: See, that was almost right.  See, uh, the password begins with "I forgot" , but ends differently.  Um try again

 Marine: No I mean I forgot the password.

 Voice: No, okay, see you- you got it wrong again.- See you said the same thing as last time.

 I'm being serious, I don't know the pass word!

 No no no, see you changed the first part. See, that part was right.  See now you've got the whole thing wrong!

 No! I forgot what the password is and I just need you to open the door!

 Alright, c'mon man!  Now you're just guessing!

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lol haha thats hella funny

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quack quack

ducky:

it was realy wierd and another time in halo one it was where the grunts where sleping and i pulld the trigger on acidentand the grunt jumpd up and said "ah!!!!!!! i poopd a little bit"

lol! maybe we and the grunts arent so different after all, i mean we do have a digestive system and an anus!

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