Hhhmmffff. *huffs away in irritation*
Unbeknownst to Mr Bacon... the 'clever' and 'witty' Sparhawk calls in an orbital strike along with ten thousand scorpion tank reinforcements.
Mehahahahhahahahahahahaahahahaha.
*Mr Bacon gets hit by a piece of titanium plated armour debris*

Best of Wishes Sparhawk