AC Matt Klassen:

Korther:

Seriously!

-He can build infantry without a barracks! WTF!!!! THAT'S SO UNFAIR! HE CAN SPAM INFANTRY FROM RIGHT OUTSIDE MY BASE!

Anti-Infantry

-He starts with an upgraded base! Why the heck does he get to save 400 supplies (and 300 for expansions)!?!

Against Anders, he doesn't have time to expand.

-Elephants are amazing for turtling.  Put two in front of your base and you can stop any attack until 10:00 with a few marines and flamers and two front turrets.  Elephants just block everything.

Once again, Anders rapes turtles...wait...

-MAC Blast is so freakin' OP! It just destroys my buildings!

Big beam of light anyone? Just do the same thing you do when you see a Hammer of Dawn targeting lazer...

That is all.

*Waits for someone to not get it...*

The Gears of War reference just solidifies this guy as completely lacking in the sense department.  Or wait, he he being sarcastic himself?  Oh no!  What have I done!?