I FJ I: Paddle? Who the hell calls it that? Its a controller, because thats whats written on the box.
A paddle is a small woden bat used in paddle ball. Its a simple game with a ball attatched to a string thats attatched to a paddle. You hit the ball with the paddle and te ball flys away, then bounces back because of the string thats attatched to the ball, then you must hit the ball away again with the paddle. The objective is to see how many rebounds you can get with the ball. Its super fun! Dont worry if you miss the ball because its attatched to a string thats attatched to the paddle, and the ball with bounce back into the paddle ready for you to hit it away again. Its compact and portable so you can play it anywhere and clean up is as easy as hitting a ball with a paddle.
Well done, we already established that its a controller several posts ago... Thanks for yet another pointless post FJ!