DFang:

Master KChief:

DFang:

ExpiredRascals:

I Have A Dream, That One Day,

My little turrets may partake in my shield

and then my 7-shielded turrets may take down scarabs

...And they shall not be judged by their size,

but by extent of their firepower.

is this what you tell your micro penis everyday before you go to bed?

No, I got it from last night, when you were talking with your mom. 

mommy jokes? was that your best comeback?

i suggest instead of singing your penis raindance every night before you go to bed, you actually take the time to come up with a proper insult.

no matter how much singing or wishing-upon-a-star you do, your micro penis will not grow, because you fail at life.

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