I would love to see it end like this, Chief throws a random sticky grenade which bouces off a wall

it then sticks on to a grunt driving a ghost

and mere fractions of a second later the ghost crashes on something

the chief, thinking "Oh right, Im awesome!" turns around failing to notice the grunt driver

being thrown off the destroyed ghost flying towards the chiefs back

the grunt, by mere chance, gets stuck on the chiefs back by the sticky

the chief then goes " D#mn politics" as 30 other bright shiny balls go flying towards him

Oh and Spartans never die, they just close their eyes, hold their breaths and go into an eternal slumber.