not tartarus:

Joker:

This is true but I'm gonna flyin freakin Black Hawks so I can be as fat as I want to be!

 

lol I want to be a Super Cobra pilot.

but i could be a cryptologic linguist. Check it:

Must be eligible for a top-secret security clearance and be eligible for access to Sensitive Compartmented Information

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imagine someone like me, with a job like that =D 

I never knew you were that intelligent. No college right?

You should become a Space Shuttle pilot in NASA and go outer space I bet it will be the best experience.

You become a marine and I become an Adult!