Just some of my favorite random quotes:

 Marine: Dear Sarge, having a lovely time kicking ass in outer space - wish you were here!
Sgt. Johnson: [over intercom] I heard that, Jackass

 Marine: [to the Master Chief] Hey, man, if I get injured, be sure to give me lots of drugs!

Sgt. Johnson: [if the Master Chief dies] Ha ha very funny Chief!
[pause]
Sgt. Johnson: Uh Oh

 American Marine: This is our Alamo!
Mexian Marine: Hey, I'm not from Texas, buco!

 

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Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy tanks! We had sticks. Two stick and a rock for the entire platoon! And we had to share the rock! You should consider yourself very lucky marines!