if it is a copy paste of the website AND you admit some jokes are considered racist, then not only you deserve to have this thread locked, but also to be banned from the forums, since your post goes against point 1 of our code of conduct and i quote:

SOLUS:

Do Nots  

1. Post offensive or derogatory comments, including those of a racial, religious, or sexual nature. This includes your username, signature line, and title.

Yet again that is up to our forum admins who might decide to be nice on you

and btw, i have no sense of humor