You mean like, "facing the Blood Moon of Purple Hippo eight, bark twice, kill a virgin, then look North and howl at the top of your lungs while doing the Happy Doggy Dance?"

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When cities burn and armies turn and flee in disarray,
Cowards will cry "tis best to fly and fight another day."
But warriors know it, in their marrow when they die and fall:
It is better to have fought and lost then ne'er have fought at all.