fill in the blank. here's mine
You've been playing the halo wars demo too much if you press up while playing halo 3 for a MAC blast.
This is the best ive seen so far
One day you day dream during an ancient Egyptian discussion at school.
The
teacher mentions something about a Scarab and you bolt upwards and
scream "I GOT THIS COVERED" and run to your locker to get the 360
controller.
Then you come back to
class to find everyone dead because there is a Scarab looking at you
through a hole in the roof. You scream and activate the MAC gun.
In everyone elses' point of view, they only see you burst back into class holding a controller screaming at the ceiling.
You go to a junk yard and buy about 500 pounds of scrap metal, weld
them together, hook the engine from your car to the new one, paint
flame decals on it and place a fake, but realistic turret on the back
and ram into some trash cans to see if you can make some money
another good one
if you run into a group of people in a go-cart with cardboard molding
so it looks like a ghost and painted purple and then yell at some
midgets to throw plasma's at the surviors, and yell at a old lady in a
wheelchair to cleanse the vermin.
this thread is getting good
life isn't like a game once you fail well... you failed
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