you also know when you play too much halo wars when you dream of leading a grizzly battlelion into battle against the roman army.

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... you hear the news channel say something about a flood and you go buy a shotgun.

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WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Big Brother is watching you.

your xbox gets the rings because of it. ;_;

omg, when you start getting a hard watching anders cut scenes..

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"You picked a hell-of-a day to join up."
GT: Bold Blaster
FALL 2010 REACH WILL FALL.

WARNING: THIS POST IS A SMALL STORY

When you see a purple Ferrari and it looks so much like a Wraith that you yell at some hooded teens to throw grenades at it then you jump on it and kick the driver out. Then you get in and start talking to your watch, "Spirit, I'm in a Wraith. Send down a pelican." Then you get into a plane and land in New York. Then you see a man dressed in purple driving a motorbike. You go and buy a shotgun and shoot the motorbike rider in the neck. Then you get on the motorbike and drive into an RAF base, steal two small cannons and attach them to the motorbike. Then you say "Autocannons researched." You know you have played Halo Wars too much when this happens.

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"Recalling everyone so we can all die together! Aye, sir." said a cheeky AI on a warship.

When you know someone with the last name comeau (prononced co-mo) and immediately think sPro Como

When you hear someone say their going to play Slayer (in Halo 3) and think wow hes (sPro Slayer) gonna kick your ass

When you are watching TV and see a Billy Mayes commercial and think of Halo Wars

And finally when your playing another game and look up to the top right corner of your TV and see the outline of the Halo Wars mini-map

 

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GT-sPro MiTcH
www.youtube.com/BAS1STA

Top 50 1v1 and 3v3, what is going on??

... I go to the freezer and say "Who threw a Cryo Bomb here?!"

lols why so many real life experiences people.... I think you play halo wars to much when you slaughter 3 enemies in a public match  with normal marines that have no upgrade and its 30 minutes into the game,,, (It's a crap load of micromanagement) >.>

 

P.S Anders is hott xDDD 

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The Elite With Attitude!
"Say Wort, Wort, Wort, Again Punk!"

XBL: Erbr Irkumee

when you don't laugh at ancestral perversion

You know you play too much Halo Wars when your internet goes down (which interrupts a game), your power goes out (which shuts the game off), your heater stops working and your water won't run. This is when you realize that you've been forgetting to pay bills because you've been too busy playing Halo Wars.

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Current Fan Fictions in the Library:

ODST: Hellbound

The Interrogation of Ellen Anders

Halo: Archangel

Wild Smurf 14:When you go to McDonalds and ask to upgrade to a super MAC.

ROFL 

Feed Nacho Man:... you hear the news channel say something about a flood and you go buy a shotgun.

 

ROFL again   

The Black Seed:when you don't laugh at ancestral perversion

ROFL ive played like 600 games as prophet and never really noticed that until now

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II Aykon II
42 TS 1v1
43 TS 3v3 UA
42 TS 2v2 UA

Markayzeeeeee
45 TS 3v3 UA
40 TS 3v3 PT
43 TS 2v2 UA
44 TS 2v2 PT
41 TS 2v2 DM PT
42 TS 1v1

Aykonz SideKicK:

The Black Seed:when you don't laugh at ancestral perversion

ROFL ive played like 600 games as prophet and never really noticed that until now

i call it perverted old man upgrade

me and tweek beat you in 2's the other day :D

thanks for my 47 <333

anders brute = lol

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Who Else?

Its Slayer:

Aykonz SideKicK:

The Black Seed:when you don't laugh at ancestral perversion

ROFL ive played like 600 games as prophet and never really noticed that until now

i call it perverted old man upgrade

me and tweek beat you in 2's the other day :D

thanks for my 47 <333

anders brute = lol

uhhhm.. what are you're gts?

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II Aykon II
42 TS 1v1
43 TS 3v3 UA
42 TS 2v2 UA

Markayzeeeeee
45 TS 3v3 UA
40 TS 3v3 PT
43 TS 2v2 UA
44 TS 2v2 PT
41 TS 2v2 DM PT
42 TS 1v1

Aykonz SideKicK:

Its Slayer:

Aykonz SideKicK:

The Black Seed:when you don't laugh at ancestral perversion

ROFL ive played like 600 games as prophet and never really noticed that until now

i call it perverted old man upgrade

me and tweek beat you in 2's the other day :D

thanks for my 47 <333

anders brute = lol

uhhhm.. what are you're gts?

sPro Slayer

and i believe tweek was playing on OMFG WTF NO

it was our Forge Arby vs your Brute Anders on Beaslys Platue. it was a gg, only decent 2v2 ive had in quite some time :D

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Who Else?