Halo Universe vs. the U.S.

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  •  05-20-2009, 10:51 PM 596504 in reply to 596492

    Re: Halo Universe vs. the U.S.

    floo9465:
    Branko:

    The UNSC is better at it than our militaries. How long does it take us to make tanks? How long does it take UNSC to make tanks? Cost differences? UNSC has advantage there. Plus their marins have Titanium armor, and our soldiers do not seem to have much armor from the looks of it. And we have not even brought up the Biofoam the UNSC uses to seal wounds... So many tactics they use to outsmart their opponents.

    The Games... the games... the games the games the games the games the games. Do I have to god dqmmed drop kick you with THE GAMES? Where is biofoam in the the games? If you say "look at the medics when there is down time flah flaf" I will spit down your pee hole.

    Ok, games than. They have freaking jeeps with guns that can destroy tanks. They have super soldiers capable of killing thouasands of people in hand to hand combat at once, have energy shields, run faster, have faster reaction times, and so many other things. They have ships that when they explode, can blow up a Halo Ring that is huge and things like that. oh, and the A.I.s, capable of hacking any network and knowing your every move.

    Happy now?

    There is differnece between Navy and Marines. Navy is more operative type people. Marines are more take over this position and hold it type. Handheld is more distracting, you have to use a... what is it called? oh yea, a hand. And one less hand means less combat effectivness. And a helmet with that would be way better and easier to use.

    What was the point in explaining the difference between the Navy and the Marines? I could go on to tell you how oh so wrong you are, but I'll kindly direct you to copy and past this- google.com

    As far as the hand held thing, I never said it was better, I was simply stating we have that technology and aren't too far from possibly implementing it. 

    Ok, i could be wrong, i am just speaking my thoughts. But that does not change the fact that the future ODSTs and other military personal are better than ours.

    Maybe not too far, but as YOU said, we are talking about now vs UNCS, not near future vs UNSC.

    I would love to see you try to face marins from the Halo games. You would not make it out against one. They have extensive training and all sorts of other things.

    Are.. you... serious? The marines in the games are pathetic.

    Are you serious? The marines in the game were facing alien species with far superior weaponry. Lets see how well our military would handle that. At least the UNSC marines have a positive kill death ratio.

    I am the idiot? lol... And i could care less about Felix, i just care about right and wrong, and you sir, are wrong.

    If you're referring to the statement "You sir are and idiot", read it a few more times and go look up the word irony. It's meant to be.. a... joke? No? You better go look up the word joke too.

    Have you ever considered i just meant what i said? Read it a few more times and realize it is quite straightforward.

    And you did not say if you like Twilight or not. 

    I did not wish to gratify this with an answer, but in all honesty I would have thought someone who enjoys the coloring books about halo and all of its idiocy, would love Twilight. 

    Coloring books? I do not recall any pictures in the books i read. But if you do, that is what you want to do. I have no true influence on you, so go ahead and read what you want.

    Sounds like you would just love Twilight than.

    *sigh* why can't people just use their heads?


    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." -Albert Einstein
  •  05-20-2009, 10:53 PM 596505 in reply to 596498

    Re: Halo Universe vs. the U.S.

    floo9465:
    Branko:

    They have better stuff and better training. You try being dropped from orbit in a small pod. Lets see how many time you *** yourself. 

    I would love to! I f u c k you not. I don't care if it kills me. Having the opportunity to go into outer space and then being dropped to the earth the the off chance of being burned alive on reentry is a life experience I would not mind dying for.

    Good for you, but lets see if you are combat ready the second your pod drops.

    Branko:You can think of me however you want, does not change the fact that you are no better. And anything you say against me would apply even more to you.

    I hate to even ask this... but... no, no you didn't, did you?

    Did you just put a spin on "I'm rubber and you're glue etc. etc."? WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

    I do not know what you are refering to, but i was merely stating a factual statement. Just think about it, use your damned brain for once.


    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." -Albert Einstein
  •  05-20-2009, 10:58 PM 596507 in reply to 596501

    Re: Halo Universe vs. the U.S.

    floo9465:
    fiery grave:

    Bio-foam is used in halo 2-3 and is in the armor system of MC, ODST, and marines and is the cause for their regenerating health

    I never once heard it mentioned, but I do accept you explanation of it. Thank you for clearing that up.

    NP. Bungie says somewhere that the reason for the removal of the health bar  is for the regenerating health to take its place as the armor system disperses it where needed and it is in the books as well and would carry over as the same armor system is used

  •  05-20-2009, 11:04 PM 596512 in reply to 596486

    Re: Halo Universe vs. the U.S.

    Felix:I said they helped me a few times.  I think you need better reading skills...

     

    Cause my marines(sometimes annoying) manage to save my life a few times.

    You just quoted yourself saying it dude? Like just there, in that post. Saving you life? Maybe I shouldn't have said relied, but the only time I can think of marines "saving" me is when they've killed things in the warthog or on the mongoose... which can't exactly qualify since it could be view as me saving them from being run over by one of the other marines.

     

    F U C K YOUR FAIRY TALES. That was the point of my first post! It was all a joke (though true) that I shouldn't have expected some half witted halo nerds to get, or take at a glance. Wow there guy, I can't help that you love halo so much you're willing to unconvincingly defend it even after it's all gone up in flames. I was picking on the games AI, because the thread owner left that part of it open.


    "You've killed John Belushi, Chris Farley, Mitch Hedberg, Richard Pryor, and George Carlin. Congratulations Mr. Cook, you've killed comedy, will you please stop now?"
    -R. Gabriel Turner
  •  05-20-2009, 11:07 PM 596514 in reply to 596512

    Re: Halo Universe vs. the U.S.

    floo9465:

    Felix:I said they helped me a few times.  I think you need better reading skills...

     

    Cause my marines(sometimes annoying) manage to save my life a few times.

    You just quoted yourself saying it dude? Like just there, in that post. Saving you life? Maybe I shouldn't have said relied, but the only time I can think of marines "saving" me is when they've killed things in the warthog or on the mongoose... which can't exactly qualify since it could be view as me saving them from being run over by one of the other marines.

     

    F U C K YOUR FAIRY TALES. That was the point of my first post! It was all a joke (though true) that I shouldn't have expected some half witted halo nerds to get, or take at a glance. Wow there guy, I can't help that you love halo so much you're willing to unconvincingly defend it even after it's all gone up in flames. I was picking on the games AI, because the thread owner left that part of it open.

    That counts.

    being a nerd is what I do.  Sorry that people can't accept some people for who they are.  ***.

    And Fuck your Wii-fun for all attitude.  Yes, it's a game, we hear you.  Plus, you're also the halo nerd, if you didn't know.  Idiot.


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  •  05-20-2009, 11:14 PM 596523 in reply to 596512

    Branko... just no

    Seriously branko, just everything you said in your previous two posts... just no dude. NEXT!!!

    ...NO... NO, I CAN'T WORK WITH THIS!!! .... NO, YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME! .... I DON'T CARE IF HIS MOMMY STILL WIPES HIS A S S, HE'S GOT NO TALENT FOR THIS SORT OF THING AND HE'D BE BETTER OFF GOING THE F U C K HOME! ... I... NO... I... please stop interupting me, hmm? okay? No, I've told you I can't work with this, why would I even respond? The kid obviously needs help, yet here he is with no back up, and he smells like cabbage! ..no..no..no.. WOULD YOU STOP!!! HE'S F U C KING DROOLING ON HIMSELF! No, I don't want him in my studio, or on company property. Get him out. GET HIM OUT!


    "You've killed John Belushi, Chris Farley, Mitch Hedberg, Richard Pryor, and George Carlin. Congratulations Mr. Cook, you've killed comedy, will you please stop now?"
    -R. Gabriel Turner
  •  05-20-2009, 11:19 PM 596527 in reply to 596523

    Re: Branko... just no

    floo9465:

    Seriously branko, just everything you said in your previous two posts... just no dude. NEXT!!!

    ...NO... NO, I CAN'T WORK WITH THIS!!! .... NO, YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME! .... I DON'T CARE IF HIS MOMMY STILL WIPES HIS A S S, HE'S GOT NO TALENT FOR THIS SORT OF THING AND HE'D BE BETTER OFF GOING THE F U C K HOME! ... I... NO... I... please stop interupting me, hmm? okay? No, I've told you I can't work with this, why would I even respond? The kid obviously needs help, yet here he is with no back up, and he smells like cabbage! ..no..no..no.. WOULD YOU STOP!!! HE'S F U C KING DROOLING ON HIMSELF! No, I don't want him in my studio, or on company property. Get him out. GET HIM OUT!

    lol... Very very mature and informative post.

    I hope you know this is a sign of defeat, which is stop making arguements and go full blown on the attempt to make fun off/humiliate/make the person who beat you feel bad.

    Sorry man, but this is the internet, and i frankly dont give a *** about what people think of me.

    But i have to give you a 10/10 of making me laugh... you have made my day.


    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." -Albert Einstein
  •  05-20-2009, 11:19 PM 596528 in reply to 596514

    Re: Halo Universe vs. the U.S.

    Felix:

    That counts.

    Well okay, as long as you say so.

    Felix: Sorry that people can't accept some people for who they are.  ***.
    HAHA, that's awesome.

     


    "You've killed John Belushi, Chris Farley, Mitch Hedberg, Richard Pryor, and George Carlin. Congratulations Mr. Cook, you've killed comedy, will you please stop now?"
    -R. Gabriel Turner
  •  05-20-2009, 11:42 PM 596536 in reply to 596504

    Re: Halo Universe vs. the U.S.

    Branko, I really really didn't want to do this because nearly all of it is pointless... but since I'm feeling frisky...

    Branko: Ok, games than. They have freaking jeeps with guns that can destroy tanks. They have super soldiers capable of killing thouasands of people in hand to hand combat at once, have energy shields, run faster, have faster reaction times, and so many other things. They have ships that when they explode, can blow up a Halo Ring that is huge and things like that. oh, and the A.I.s, capable of hacking any network and knowing your every move.

    Happy now?

    There is nothing in this statement to argue since half of it is you stating something unimpressive, and the other half is not relevant.

    Branko: Ok, i could be wrong, i am just speaking my thoughts. But that does not change the fact that the future ODSTs and other military personal are better than ours.

    Maybe not too far, but as YOU said, we are talking about now vs UNCS, not near future vs UNSC.

    Not in the games. In the games I doubt the marines or ODST's are capable of locating their zipper to go pee.

    Branko: Are you serious? The marines in the game were facing alien species with far superior weaponry. Lets see how well our military would handle that. At least the UNSC marines have a positive kill death ratio.

    Frankly, the aliens are a joke.

    Branko: Have you ever considered i just meant what i said? Read it a few more times and realize it is quite straightforward.

    Sure you did.

    Branko: Coloring books? I do not recall any pictures in the books i read. But if you do, that is what you want to do. I have no true influence on you, so go ahead and read what you want.

    Sounds like you would just love Twilight than.

    Really? You have to do that? I was devaluing what you were using as an argument to pure drivel because it makes mine stronger. If you can't sense the sarcasm then I feel bad for you.

     

    Ooo Ooo Ooo! I love how you do this... Ready?

    Branko: *sigh* why can't people just use their heads?

    Oh Snap! That's cute.

    Branko: Good for you, but lets see if you are combat ready the second your pod drops.

    Again irrelevant.

    Branko: I do not know what you are refering to, but i was merely stating a factual statement. Just think about it, use your damned brain for once.

    I'm refering to this...

    Branko: You can think of me however you want, does not change the fact that you are no better. And anything you say against me would apply even more to you.

    ...sounding like this "I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks back on you". A come back mainly heard around 4 year olds, it just sounded like you spun it to make it sound a bit more adult... while failing miserably.

     


    "You've killed John Belushi, Chris Farley, Mitch Hedberg, Richard Pryor, and George Carlin. Congratulations Mr. Cook, you've killed comedy, will you please stop now?"
    -R. Gabriel Turner
  •  05-20-2009, 11:50 PM 596542 in reply to 596514

    Re: Halo Universe vs. the U.S.

    Felix:

    Plus, you're also the halo nerd, if you didn't know.  Idiot.

    Haha, you know I was actually going to say that I'm nerd too, but I thought the whole "Sorry that people can't accept some people for who they are. d i c k." thing was a joke, so I laughed. But yeah... video games, computer, coheed, star wars... just not specifically halo.


    "You've killed John Belushi, Chris Farley, Mitch Hedberg, Richard Pryor, and George Carlin. Congratulations Mr. Cook, you've killed comedy, will you please stop now?"
    -R. Gabriel Turner
  •  05-20-2009, 11:56 PM 596549 in reply to 596536

    Re: Halo Universe vs. the U.S.

    floo9465:

    Branko, I really really didn't want to do this because nearly all of it is pointless... but since I'm feeling frisky...

    Floo, i do not seem to see why you wish to continue even though your wrong, but i have not given up that you may see how stupid you are.

    Branko: Ok, games than. They have freaking jeeps with guns that can destroy tanks. They have super soldiers capable of killing thouasands of people in hand to hand combat at once, have energy shields, run faster, have faster reaction times, and so many other things. They have ships that when they explode, can blow up a Halo Ring that is huge and things like that. oh, and the A.I.s, capable of hacking any network and knowing your every move.

    Happy now?

    There is nothing in this statement to argue since half of it is you stating something unimpressive, and the other half is not relevant.

    Nothing to argue because you can not counter. If you remember this is a "what if" and the what if is if our modern military went up against the UNSC. And seeing as what i said above was in the games (as you wanted so dearly), it shows how much the UNSC kicks some serious ass. And if their weaponry were compared to ours, as well as theirs and our tactics, they would be vastly superior.

    Branko: Ok, i could be wrong, i am just speaking my thoughts. But that does not change the fact that the future ODSTs and other military personal are better than ours.

    Maybe not too far, but as YOU said, we are talking about now vs UNCS, not near future vs UNSC.

    Not in the games. In the games I doubt the marines or ODST's are capable of locating their zipper to go pee.

    Again, you compar the ODST to the covenant and the MC. Because when compared to the MC, everyone seems like that. But without compaing them to their surroundings, compare them to the damned topic, our military, in which the ODSTs have numbers, weapons, and superior training on their side.

    Branko: Are you serious? The marines in the game were facing alien species with far superior weaponry. Lets see how well our military would handle that. At least the UNSC marines have a positive kill death ratio.

    Frankly, the aliens are a joke.

    Compared to the MC, in which everything is a joke.

    Branko: Have you ever considered i just meant what i said? Read it a few more times and realize it is quite straightforward.

    Sure you did.

    I really did, you are just to obnoxious to see.

    Branko: Coloring books? I do not recall any pictures in the books i read. But if you do, that is what you want to do. I have no true influence on you, so go ahead and read what you want.

    Sounds like you would just love Twilight than.

    Really? You have to do that? I was devaluing what you were using as an argument to pure drivel because it makes mine stronger. If you can't sense the sarcasm then I feel bad for you.

    You have a strange way of making yourself look bad... Just keep reading it over and over, hopefully one day it will dawn on you just how ironic that is.

     

    Ooo Ooo Ooo! I love how you do this... Ready?

    I am ready.

    Branko: *sigh* why can't people just use their heads?

    Oh Snap! That's cute.

    You really think so? Good for you. *Gives floo a cookie*

    Branko: Good for you, but lets see if you are combat ready the second your pod drops.

    Again irrelevant.

    An important thing about ODSTs is that they can be fighting the second they get out of a pod that came from outserspace. It is very relavent because not only could our military not compete with that, but it also provides new tactical areas for the UNSC, offering more room to outsmart their opponents.

    Branko: I do not know what you are refering to, but i was merely stating a factual statement. Just think about it, use your damned brain for once.

    I'm refering to this...

    Ill refer you to what i said. "i was merely stating a factual statement" Do you not unserstand that sentence?

    Branko: You can think of me however you want, does not change the fact that you are no better. And anything you say against me would apply even more to you.

    ...sounding like this "I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks back on you". A come back mainly heard around 4 year olds, it just sounded like you spun it to make it sound a bit more adult... while failing miserably.

    Well im sorry i have never heard this phrase before. But i was merely stating a fact. Seriously. If you say im a ***, your a *** for saying that. And alot of other things you have done can in turn be applied to you. Want to know why? Because this is the goddamned internet. Everyone who calls someone else something looks just like the thing they called that person.

    Hope you get that through your thick head.

    So i guess that 4 year old is smarter than you.


    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." -Albert Einstein
  •  05-21-2009, 12:04 AM 596556 in reply to 596093

    Re: Halo Universe vs. the U.S.

    AntonioZer0:current military vehicles are ofte brought up in halo discussions. Wich makes me wonder who would win Todays army or the Halo Wars Army. Personally I would say todays.
  •  05-21-2009, 12:04 AM 596557 in reply to 596093

    Re: Halo Universe vs. the U.S.

    AntonioZer0:current military vehicles are ofte brought up in halo discussions. Wich makes me wonder who would win Todays army or the Halo Wars Army. Personally I would say todays.
  •  05-21-2009, 12:05 AM 596559 in reply to 596093

    Re: Halo Universe vs. the U.S.

    AntonioZer0:current military vehicles are ofte brought up in halo discussions. Wich makes me wonder who would win Todays army or the Halo Wars Army. Personally I would say todays.

    The US would win, we don't have a pop. cap.

  •  05-21-2009, 12:07 AM 596560 in reply to 596559

    Re: Halo Universe vs. the U.S.

    Mighty Midget:

    AntonioZer0:current military vehicles are ofte brought up in halo discussions. Wich makes me wonder who would win Todays army or the Halo Wars Army. Personally I would say todays.

    The US would win, we don't have a pop. cap.

    lol...


    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." -Albert Einstein
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