You've been playing the halo wars demo too much if you try to find a scarab on Blood Gulch On Halo, Halo 2 or Halo 3.

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Try to answer your posts in a mature way. If a recurring question annoys you some how, don't post, ignore it as there is no need for hostility.

You've been playing the halowars demo too much if you....

...can take pleasure out of having enough covenant warehouses to maintain Regret's maxed out cleansing beam indefinitely and position it just outside the UNSC base so that every unit they create gets immediately fried on exit...

..and watch this for an hour laughing insanely.

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I give no Mercy.
I feel no Regret.
That's the Truth.
I am the Hierarch or Hierarchs
I am the Prophet of Pain....

If you: Play as an elite on Halo 3 and are TERRIFIED to go out in the open anymore. *** those mac blasts.

 

IF you: expect 5 other plasma grenades to come from your grunt squad when you throw ONE on halo 3. 

you've been playing halowars too much when your xbox gets the red ring of death

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the UNSC clan

http://s1.zetaboards.com/UNSCclan/index/

we'll be ready

you've been playing halowars too much when u cut your self 50 times and call an enginneer to heal you

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im lookin for a person to publish my game ANIMAL WARS GO PIGEON BOMBERS

You've been playing the halowars demo too much if when on a warthog on H3 you try to ram people by pressing 'Y'...

It really happened to me because i had'nt played H3 since the demo started to download.

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Gravemind:

I... have beaten fleets of thousands! Consumed a galaxy of flesh and mind and bone

And yet, it couldn't stop a single spartan, an elite and a human from destroying him

this is one of my favorite so far

 

Dude i though this thred was last. Nice save

You've been playing the halowars demo too much if you play as a spartin in Halo3 and spaz out after you kill an elite thinking hes grunts are gonna kill you.

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" I stay here until all others have gone. I will make sure I am the last one to be here. And when I am, I shall make a thread. A memorial thread. And I shall leave these forums behind. " - Offensive Bias

You've been playing Halo Wars too much when...

...You travel to the White House to find the president because there's a covenant cruiser orbiting Earth.

The president yells- "Security!!!"

Then when the Secret service arrive you think- "Great, I've arrived at a Rebel Base instead of the white house! Well I'm going to need to train scorpions to win!"

You escape, somehow, and on your way to the nearest miltary camp you stop at the zoo. There you see some guerilla's

You yell- "Great, now brutes! What's next jackels!? Choppers!?"

You see a large tractor with some large vultures on the side.

You yell- "Man, this is getting bad... We're going to need some vultures!"

As you run away you see some bricks,

You yell- "Sweet, vultures..."

You grab brick and chuck it at the tractor.

When the birds take flight you run away, towards the safari section.

When you see an elephant you scream with joy!- "Now I should enter the elephant an train some soldiers."

After you jump the fence and reach the elephant you can fiund the entrance...

You say- "Well, it should be in the back....wow, the door must be broken, I should just squeeze my way through...."

(You should know what happens here...)

 

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Aloysius:

3. Mandatory search bar usage.

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http://s3.invisionfree.com/WWII_Domination/ (WWII forum game, still being worked on. Halo game, will soon follow)

You have been playing the halowars demo to much if you

Bring your pet wolverine on an african safari becuase your scared of a vulture attack.

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As there is no image no more i will provide you with my epitaph

Come dusk come dawn

Dark and light forever gone

The guardians fall, the tyrant will rise

the forums will die in a members eye's

- Rest in peace Dragoon9105

... If someone mentions March 3rd during a speech or planning something, you and your friend turn to each other and whisper "halowars" in unison.

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You aint real!

Get bored and come to a forum to complain about it.

My girlfriend was getting fresh with me. I told her to give me 10 more minutes.

Yeah, I like this demo too much. 

You know you've been playing to much Halo Wars Demo when you get in a car and get frustrated when a spartan helmet doesn't appear overhead

youve been playing the halowars demo too much if....

your looking at my post

lolololololol i got you fools 

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only n00bs have sigs.....wait i have one D: