You've been playing Halo Wars too much when...
...You travel to the White House to find the president because there's a covenant cruiser orbiting Earth.
The president yells- "Security!!!"
Then when the Secret service arrive you think- "Great, I've arrived at a Rebel Base instead of the white house! Well I'm going to need to train scorpions to win!"
You escape, somehow, and on your way to the nearest miltary camp you stop at the zoo. There you see some guerilla's
You yell- "Great, now brutes! What's next jackels!? Choppers!?"
You see a large tractor with some large vultures on the side.
You yell- "Man, this is getting bad... We're going to need some vultures!"
As you run away you see some bricks,
You yell- "Sweet, vultures..."
You grab brick and chuck it at the tractor.
When the birds take flight you run away, towards the safari section.
When you see an elephant you scream with joy!- "Now I should enter the elephant an train some soldiers."
After you jump the fence and reach the elephant you can fiund the entrance...
You say- "Well, it should be in the back....wow, the door must be broken, I should just squeeze my way through...."
(You should know what happens here...)
3. Mandatory search bar usage.
http://s3.invisionfree.com/WWII_Domination/ (WWII forum game, still being worked on. Halo game, will soon follow)