coviekiller:

You've been playing Halo Wars too much if while playing GTA 4 you try to jack someone's vehicle and feel oddly disappointed when your character simply opens up the door and goes in rather than doing a backflip onto the hood and punching through the windsheald.

FLASHBACK!

Once on a history report for school, instead of saying that it was about the Age of Enlightenment, I called it the Age of Reclaimation.... I've been playing Halo Wars too much.

coviekiller:

Once on a history report for school, instead of saying that it was about the Age of Enlightenment, I called it the Age of Reclaimation.... I've been playing Halo Wars too much.

lal..

you've been playing the halo wars demo too much if you think your a spartin and your car is a warthog.

you've been playing halo wars demo to much if you think you are in the unsc.

you've been playing halo wars demo to much if you are afraid to go outside because you think thers scarabs and gosts running rampid on the streets.

You've been playing the halo wars demo too much if you tell your teacher to give you an a on the test or you will release the cleansing beam on her.

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To all the new members who dont like the game read below...
1 Every game is repetetive but does it mean that its not good?(NO)
2 So you joined a halo wars forum dedicated to the game to insult it. (Someone should get some friends)

You've been playing the Halo Wars Demo too much if you threaten your teacher to feed her to the jackals

You've been playing the Halo Wars Demo too much if you sit down and expect your chair to levitate

oh what the heck seems like fun.

You've been playing the Halo Wars Demo too much if you come home and look around for your nipple mate.

You've been playing the Halo Wars Demo too much if you think you HAVE a nipple mate.

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" I stay here until all others have gone. I will make sure I am the last one to be here. And when I am, I shall make a thread. A memorial thread. And I shall leave these forums behind. " - Offensive Bias

If you start screaming "ALL UNITS!" in school/at work/anywhere and you get mad when nobody replies or does what you command.

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Don't Waste Your Time Or Time Will Waste You.
-Muse

HavocWars:

coviekiller:

Once on a history report for school, instead of saying that it was about the Age of Enlightenment, I called it the Age of Reclaimation.... I've been playing Halo Wars too much.

lal..

Once in secondary two I was doing a test about a book Called Ten Little Niggers by Agatha Christie. One of the characters name is Judge Wargrave. I was writing Judge Warthog. Haha!

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This is completely serious. I missed an answer on a history test today because I said that the spartans used warthogs as transport LOL.

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To all the new members who dont like the game read below...
1 Every game is repetetive but does it mean that its not good?(NO)
2 So you joined a halo wars forum dedicated to the game to insult it. (Someone should get some friends)

Spartan-056:

One day you day dream during an ancient Egyptian discussion at school.

The teacher mentions something about a Scarab and you bolt upwards and scream "I GOT THIS COVERED" and run to your locker to get the 360 controller.

Then you come back to class to find everyone dead because there is a Scarab looking at you through a hole in the roof. You scream and activate the MAC gun.

In everyone elses' point of view, they only see you burst back into class holding a controller screaming at the ceiling. 

My class is doing ancient egyptian stuff... My Social Studies teacher made me do laps for yawning. Does that count?

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Yes I do
The Master Leaf...

When you are in Biology class sleeping when your teacher starts talking about Marine Life (fish etc) when you suddenly wake up and scream "OOHRAH" 

Or

History class and your teacher is talking about Spartans (The Ancient Greek Warriors) and you wake up and say "JACK THE VAMPIRES"

Youve been playing the halo wars demo too much if you hear the word vampire and immeditately look around for air units.

Youve been playing halo wars too much if you see a halo wars poster and scream 'F YEA' (  idid this in the mall today earlier)

Youve been playing halo wars too much if you play as an elite with a sword and take on a spartan with a chaingun and press  y to activate your camo then X to lunge.

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I am soiledlocket

Felix:

my involvment in this thread is over...

and yes, i am a banana

I love the korean guy so much

erickyboo:

HavocWars:

coviekiller:

Once on a history report for school, instead of saying that it was about the Age of Enlightenment, I called it the Age of Reclaimation.... I've been playing Halo Wars too much.

lal..

Once in secondary two I was doing a test about a book Called Ten Little Niggers by Agatha Christie. One of the characters name is Judge Wargrave. I was writing Judge Warthog. Haha!

The worthog thing is hilarious, but I'm laughing harder at the name of the book, I can't belive there's a book called Ten Little Niggers.  I'm guessing you live somewhere other than the United States cause there's no way a public school would have students read that! (even if it's a good book)

anyway, you know you've been playing Halo Wars around your younger brother too much when, rather than the boogyman, he starts being afraid that the Arbiter's hiding in his closet.

coviekiller:

erickyboo:

HavocWars:

coviekiller:

Once on a history report for school, instead of saying that it was about the Age of Enlightenment, I called it the Age of Reclaimation.... I've been playing Halo Wars too much.

lal..

Once in secondary two I was doing a test about a book Called Ten Little Niggers by Agatha Christie. One of the characters name is Judge Wargrave. I was writing Judge Warthog. Haha!

The worthog thing is hilarious, but I'm laughing harder at the name of the book, I can't belive there's a book called Ten Little Niggers.  I'm guessing you live somewhere other than the United States cause there's no way a public school would have students read that! (even if it's a good book)

anyway, you know you've been playing Halo Wars around your younger brother too much when, rather than the boogyman, he starts being afraid that the Arbiter's hiding in his closet.

 

The renaming of the book is Ten Little Indians

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I am soiledlocket

Felix:

my involvment in this thread is over...

and yes, i am a banana

I love the korean guy so much