I am now the Prophet of Truth and Armeggedon, and i wish to warn those who will listen of the impending doom that awaits us in the not so distant future. But first, a small rememberence of the Seinors thread, and those who are up to speed on the issue know what i mean...
A moment of silence for the deceased thread...
moment of silence...
Fare thee well seinor thread, i knew thee well...
With that out of the way, i can finally give my sermon...
There shall come a fatefull day when halo wars is released. This shall be a day of glorious salvation for halo fans everywhere, and all will rejoice in turn. A golden age will envelop us all as we bask in its wonderous light. All will be as it should, vontent and happy. But alas, this shall not come to be without a price.
So to when that fateful day comes, an evergrowing threat will make itself present, and terrorize us all. And what is that threat you ask? The threat is a parasite known as "newcomers". They will engulf this thread with their "repeatant threads" and "retarded posts" and plunge us all into eternal damnation.
Many will flee in an attempt to escape eternal damnation, while others will stay to try and defend this forum. But it will be all for naught. For in a single night, all that this forum has strived to gain, will be lost in a haze of pointless threads. Those who survived the onslaught, will be cast into a living hell, and civilization as we know it, will be gone forever.
And yet, perhaps we should just embrace this imminant fate. And just try to rebuild a fraction of our damned society. Or should we take a stand to try and prevent all this from happening? Or should we just abandon all hope and flee?
I would also like to say, that in the midst of our plight, if there should be a newcomer plauged not by this parasite, then let him be welcomed with open arms. And be there a newcomer plauged to no end, let him be cast into the pit of doom.
I-E: We are merely preparing to help the "worthy" newcomers find their place in this forum, and send the bad ones (like playboy) into the proverbial pit of death. and by no means are we trying to stop judgement day, we are just trying to let this forum die inevitably with a little dignity left.
The choice is yours to make, my brothers. But know that these events are certain to pass, and will spare no one. What say you?
I now have X-box live and Adamhag94 is my gamertag, so drop me a note and we'll play sometime...
Death Comes Swiftly 2.0