I have a prediction on when the next site update will be. November 21st. On november 20th, mass effect is released, and with its limited edition, a video on halo wars. This vid is probably new, cuz why would they put the e3 demo vid with it, that would be pointless. so if they release a new halo wars vid with mass effect, they will most likely release it on this site not long after.

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Urr a towel...

Right before a spartan squad is about to end a grunt's life, it will yell " wait ill shine your boots! " or after a grunt has killed a human unit have it say " Thats for Lighter Than Some ! "

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Spartans Never Die... if only that was true.

"You killed Ug-Ug, my only friend!"

"Ahh, cyborg!" (Only when spartans show up)

"Run away!" (When the elite/brute next to the group dies.)

"Me kill you!"

"Grenaaaaade..." (Boom)

I'd check out the effects of the IWHBYD skull in Halo 3 too. They say some pretty funny stuff there.

If a grunt has been idle for a bit : "If I I stay like this, he wont see me!"

When a group of grunts (Preferably three) are moving "We represent, the lolly gruntville!" (You know... A spoof on the lollypop gill of wizard of Oz... XD)

When encountering enemy fire "Quick, hid the skull!"

That's all I can come up with for XD Buuut.... I know its not a quote thingy, but you could have grunts fall asleep if they're idling long enough lol. Good times, good times.

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Oh me, oh my.

when a grunt is idle and is about to go to sleep he looks around and say's" nope ug-ugs not here

where his under attack " RUN AWAY HIS AFTER MY LUCKY CHAMES

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" I stay here until all others have gone. I will make sure I am the last one to be here. And when I am, I shall make a thread. A memorial thread. And I shall leave these forums behind. " - Offensive Bias

If anyone hasn't said it yet, you cant forget about the classic "I just wet myself" or "I'll bite your kneecaps off!"

The video doesnt seem to work anymore.  All it gives me are advertisements...

 

I think if one grunt steals another grunt's kill you could hear a faint "You stole my kill n00b!" Or something along the lines.

But we dont want grunts shouting exagerated things... Like "LOL I R teh p00n"

How about this.  If a grunt is about to die, or is dead, he (or she or it or whatever) says:

"I'll never join you.  You killed my father!"

This is from Star Wars IV.

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before a grunt kills a usnc person he says " I AM THE FATHER OF THE UNSC HAHAHA

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" I stay here until all others have gone. I will make sure I am the last one to be here. And when I am, I shall make a thread. A memorial thread. And I shall leave these forums behind. " - Offensive Bias

How about: "what in the hell are you doing to my wife!?" (just kidding) or "flashing blue sticky ball on me? what? one second, don't those... OH SHI... <Explosion>"

 

The IWHBYD Skull in Halo 3, as some of you may (or may not) be aware unlocks a whole mess load of hilarious dialouge.

 

Ive heard grunts, who managed to survive a massive assault, or are the last ones standing, say things like "

"Im still alive? This game rocks!"

"The Demon?! Noooo! Please, Demon, spare me! Ill polish your boots, ill shine your armour, plea...." (....thats the point at which he stopped talking *wink*)

and ALOT more.

 

Id say you add in~

When they are getting OWNED:

"Noooo! Dont take my methane!!!"

"Please, dont eat me!" (thats a classic, lol)

"I SOOOO didnt sign up for this!"

 

When they are winning:

"My Needler beats your pistol anyday!!!"

"Im still alive? I love this game!" (courtesy of IWHBYD)

"Yes, I will live to die another day!"

 When an order is issued:

"Do I have to? I should really re-fill my methane first..."

"No, now your sending me to my doom!" (thats the point at which he gets sniped, lol)

"I wont do it!" (then the elite (or whoever is in charge) shoots him)

 

Derek98:

The video doesnt seem to work anymore.  All it gives me are advertisements...

 

ayy, i think u may have the same virus i have. mine always displays a WARNING YOU HAVE A VIRUS fake window over pictures

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Urr a towel...

i dont think its a virus. all the screen does is play these advertisements over & over again. I troubleshooted their help and they told me to allow pop-ups, which I did. but it doesnt have any pop ups anymore lol

offthewall:

"This is deinately not a birthday party."

"This suit gives me gas."

This suit gives me gas... Hilarious!

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