"Its almost like there is someone watching us from above..."
"Why, on every planet we go to, is there never anything good to eat around here? Just one Burger Prophet would do fine but nooo..."
(To the grunt's friend) "Dare you to moon the next human you see"
"I just realised something, how can I talk with this mask over my mouth?"
(Kamikaze Grunt) "HAIKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!!!!!"
(If you leave the grunts for ten minutes or more they get out a plasma grenade and start playing hot potato with it) "Catch!" (Grunt catches it) "Hey Jimmy, catch!" (Tries to throw it but it is stuck to his hand) "What the?" (Realises it is stuck to his hand) "Well this can't be good"
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