when most of their group is killed "screw the covenant, I wanna live"

when they are told to attack"Why do we always have to go first?" or "Okay, I'm going, but why aren't you coming?" or "I'm gonna pop the top off a can of whoop-ass"

(got the last one from halo3)

 

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Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Awesome suggestions guys, keep em coming!

How about if a grunt squad has cornered a group of marines or killed all but one a grunt says "i got you now" and if a grunt squad gets cornered a grunt says "i want my mommy"

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the only real heroes in this world are the one who choose to fight despite being out numbered and out matched

Wow, nice update as always thunder, and I saw that vid like a week ago on accident.

Now for a line, when attacked by Spartans the grunts could say. "Please Demon no! I Always liked you the best!"

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I am a pokemon master!!!!!!!!

oh i got one: when last man standing he pics up a downed allies wepon and starts dule wilding and ses "come and get me"

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He's some more

When a elite gets run over by a vehicle, "RUN AWAY!"

When a Grunts methane tank bursts, "NOT AGAIN, WAGHHHH!"

When a Spartan dies (if this is possible), "See, they're not so tough."

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I am a pokemon master!!!!!!!!

"I'm glad that food nipple's waiting for me at the starship, 'cause man, ive worked up a BIG GRUNTY THIRST!!!"

Or change it to fit with a situation. 

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When entering battle (moving towards an enemy, possibly attack move)

"This would be easier if we had fuel rod guns."

When retreating battle (moving away from enemy)

"Flee! Run for your lives!"

After killing an enemy (UNSC)

"I hit him? I hit him! Weee!"

"Die human!"

"They do bleed red."

After killing an enemy Grunt

"Die traitor!"

"Sorry!"

After killing an enemy Elite

"Ha! We killed the Elite! They're all gonna die!"

After seeing a comrade Grunt killed

"Why do we even try?"

"Poor <insert random Grunt name>, I knew thee well!"

After seeing a comrade Elite killed

"He's dead! We're all doomed!"

After encountering an enemy Spartan or Zealot (after taking damage, but not being killed by a Spartan or Zealot)

"Spare me!"

"They made me do it! I didn't want to kill all those people!"

"Don't shoot! I'm on your team! I promise!"

"Why does everyone hate me?"

After being killed

"The horror! The horror!"

After being killed by a Spartan or Zealot

"What did I ever do to you?"

Suicide Grunt

"If I go down I'm taking you with me!"

"GAH! Its stuck to my hand!"

"Suicide Grunt!"

"Tora tora tora!"

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I like pi.

ya tora tora tora that soneds good

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how bout if thair is a scarab neer by thay say "the beetles bigger than jesus" yes a scarab is a typ of beetles

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be the best

Nice update,

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"Do not die a coward, a villan, or a hero, die a servant who dies for others"


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Random liner (when grunt is idle):
"Peace and love"

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spartan killed by elite = i killed it! i killed the demon!

spartan hiding from elite = it is well hidden! 

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its not vengeance... its punishment.

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If you order them away from the enemy they say "good idea!"

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Fight crime,shoot back

Wish my volume wasnt screwed, I would have liked to listen to that news clip.

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