UnboundT rex:

I Warthog Rush:

UnboundT rex:

I Warthog Rush:

I dont see the option under bad, as thats where i would place myself. No but seriously, I would rank myself higher than elite, anyone who can get over 1 TS in every single playlist must be godly. Im so good, this one time, i had 13 grizzlies with spartans in them with the lazers and everything, and this guy dropped 10 ODST's on me, and i killed them in like 2 seconds. It takes lots of skill to have that good aim with your tanks. Also this one game, I used my ESP to predict that this prophet was going to build hunters, so i built all air. Of course the prophet had all hunters so i won easily, then i moved up to 3 TS in the 1v1 roster, making me rank 183654 in the world, and thats pretty good since theres 6 billion people total in the world.

Was that seriously worth editing in?

Im glad my war stories entertain you. Im just such a veteran general, Ive been playing halo wars since i was 7 and a half years old.

I've been playing Halo Wars since the big bang. In other words, I banged your mom.

Daddy, some meany is trolling me on the Halo Wars forums, make him stop!!!!!!!!!11111111

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A warthog attack. Now thats a fact. Cause you cant stop a marine unloading the gat. So fast you aint got time to prepare, so you better be ready cause the hogs are almost there.

Isn't everyone on here in like the top 1% of the halowars players population.

This reminds me of teenage girls saying they are ugly so that all their friends can tell them that they arent.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IMO 

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Kangaroo Love:

eastred dragon:

Kangaroo Love:

Literally abused.

symantics

If it were anyone else, I would accuse you of making a semi-clever joke just now.

No no, I really do suck.

I PROMISE you that.

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1v1 TS: 31
Yeah, thats right. I believe I almost break top 4000. Nbd.

Instinct:

No offence, but you and Alpha both overrate yourselves by far.

I have no problem with you guys, you've both always been cool with me but come on, get a grip.

maybe Im a bit worse now, dont play much anymore.  But think of the facts, ever since I came back to play HW around February after taking a break from it I was always a top 3 2v2 player and me, dc, and a few others (Lazy, buster, kangaroo, klunk) were the best 3v3 team that whole time.  DC and I have a winning record against every 2v2 team we played, and I dont know anyone with a positive record against me in teams where I played with people I usually play with and didn't run a dumb combo.  I also beat a lot of really good people in 1v1 recently, how many people can u name who can match this? 

I didn't play u much and won against u with a real team running a real combo with my 2 losses being one playing with 2 people that practically never play HW and the other being with tohie and stud who I never play with either.  I actually think u r better than everyone outside of our gb team, don't know if u still play though.

BTW these conversations are irrelevant since practically everyone quit Halo Wars already except for mitch and obama. 

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Best US HW player named Anatoliy

dont expect much when u play me, Im really not very good just really lucky

Playing mostly sc2 and occasionally HW when sc2 gets too hard

Comrade Stalin:

Instinct:

No offence, but you and Alpha both overrate yourselves by far.

I have no problem with you guys, you've both always been cool with me but come on, get a grip.

maybe Im a bit worse now, dont play much anymore.  But think of the facts, ever since I came back to play HW around February after taking a break from it I was always a top 3 2v2 player and me, dc, and a few others (Lazy, buster, kangaroo, klunk) were the best 3v3 team that whole time.  DC and I have a winning record against every 2v2 team we played, and I dont know anyone with a positive record against me in teams where I played with people I usually play with and didn't run a dumb combo.  I also beat a lot of really good people in 1v1 recently, how many people can u name who can match this? 

I didn't play u much and won against u with a real team running a real combo with my 2 losses being one playing with 2 people that practically never play HW and the other being with tohie and stud who I never play with either.  I actually think u r better than everyone outside of our gb team, don't know if u still play though.

BTW these conversations are irrelevant since practically everyone quit Halo Wars already except for mitch and obama. 

Exactly. Apart from all of us quitting the game.. 

If Alpha wasn't in 'elite' there would only be like 2 people, if that, who deserved to be in that category by your standards.

lol at you accusing me of boosting, too, trying to drag everyone else down to make you feel better? "Too good to be true" mentality?

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justjtealouse:

From what I understand from this forum is that "kangaroo love" is the boss around here and theres some poser named "sPro Mitch?" who keeps saying he's the best but he's not.

Kangaroo Love:

Comrade Stalin:

Instinct:

No offence, but you and Alpha both overrate yourselves by far.

I have no problem with you guys, you've both always been cool with me but come on, get a grip.

maybe Im a bit worse now, dont play much anymore.  But think of the facts, ever since I came back to play HW around February after taking a break from it I was always a top 3 2v2 player and me, dc, and a few others (Lazy, buster, kangaroo, klunk) were the best 3v3 team that whole time.  DC and I have a winning record against every 2v2 team we played, and I dont know anyone with a positive record against me in teams where I played with people I usually play with and didn't run a dumb combo.  I also beat a lot of really good people in 1v1 recently, how many people can u name who can match this? 

I didn't play u much and won against u with a real team running a real combo with my 2 losses being one playing with 2 people that practically never play HW and the other being with tohie and stud who I never play with either.  I actually think u r better than everyone outside of our gb team, don't know if u still play though.

BTW these conversations are irrelevant since practically everyone quit Halo Wars already except for mitch and obama. 

Exactly. Apart from all of us quitting the game.. 

If Alpha wasn't in 'elite' there would only be like 2 people, if that, who deserved to be in that category by your standards.

lol at you accusing me of boosting, too, trying to drag everyone else down to make you feel better? "Too good to be true" mentality?

u quit, buster barely plays, slayer barely plays or quit, as did booyah, klunk doesn't really play anymore, me and dc play a few games here and there, garner and icy dont really play anymore, crusader said be barely plays.  Low, admiration, and hook em dont play much. Neither do gawain and toxic. That's almost everyone who was any good lol apart from maybe instinct and studmuffin and stud is playing more cod now as well.  The only decent player still playing a lot is xFactor.

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Best US HW player named Anatoliy

dont expect much when u play me, Im really not very good just really lucky

Playing mostly sc2 and occasionally HW when sc2 gets too hard

paintballr14:

Instinct:

paintballr14:

Quantify your criteria maybe?

I don't know how much weight you should include in being a one leader pony such as myself, does it make you diverse? no, but does it stop you from being high up on the leader boards? also no 

Edit: if I base my answer off the distribution curve of the population of halo wars, being in the top 150 after taking away 2nd accounts would leave me in the great category I would think and this is applying to 1v1 only, if you take into account just forum goers and multiple gametypes then the answer would change 

How does playing 1 leader, in 1 gametype and still not being top 150 make you great?

top 150 if you take away second accounts, and I said the distribution of the entire halo wars population, not the forum

if you take the average population online, not even overall all, that puts me in the top 2%, and I even gave a low average online for my timezone of 8000 people

I also said I am appyling this only to 1v1, the list had not been quantified so it is open to interpetation 

if you take away boosters, I'd be in the top 5....oh wait :)

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I'm Terri-Trash at best :(

l Slayer l:

paintballr14:

Instinct:

paintballr14:

Quantify your criteria maybe?

I don't know how much weight you should include in being a one leader pony such as myself, does it make you diverse? no, but does it stop you from being high up on the leader boards? also no 

Edit: if I base my answer off the distribution curve of the population of halo wars, being in the top 150 after taking away 2nd accounts would leave me in the great category I would think and this is applying to 1v1 only, if you take into account just forum goers and multiple gametypes then the answer would change 

How does playing 1 leader, in 1 gametype and still not being top 150 make you great?

top 150 if you take away second accounts, and I said the distribution of the entire halo wars population, not the forum

if you take the average population online, not even overall all, that puts me in the top 2%, and I even gave a low average online for my timezone of 8000 people

I also said I am appyling this only to 1v1, the list had not been quantified so it is open to interpetation 

if you take away boosters, I'd be in the top 5....oh wait :)

i see what u did there lol, if u cant beat em join em huh?

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Best US HW player named Anatoliy

dont expect much when u play me, Im really not very good just really lucky

Playing mostly sc2 and occasionally HW when sc2 gets too hard

Kangaroo Love:

lol at you accusing me of boosting, too, trying to drag everyone else down to make you feel better? "Too good to be true" mentality?

No, I wasn't. I was in the game when you got you 49, remember? (-_-')

3-1 on you in teams Alpha, but records don't matter as I still know you are the better player.

<3

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hangingbaskets:

the funny thing is that instinct is probably at least 6 inches shorter than me

IRunSC2:

paintballr14:

Instinct:But the second accounts are not taken away, so you're not top 150 and in-turn; not great.

even without taking away second accounts I am still top 2%

Edit: actually, there are 7 categories listed, if decent is 0 standard deviations, I am above the 3rd standard deviation if I remember statistics and should be listed as an elite 1v1 player, unless DC quantifies his list otherwise 

 

Or ur bringing math into something that math doesnt apply to.

*facepalm*

oh no not maths, how else am I supposed to pick an arbitrary ranking then? 

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JP Bison:

I'm not a grinder.

Mediocre because no one good really plays.  I seriously play 100s of games in all different lists and rarely get a good game.  Which is why I barely play now myself.

Afterburn for legend status, def the best halo wars player to come out of Australia

He has three 0's after his name, who would want to possibly mess with that

Bura1987:He has three 0's after his name, who would want to possibly mess with that

Most kids are at school now Bura, empty forums these times.

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Forge FTW.
3 accounts in the top 50 1v1 standard.
Good 1v1 standard non-asian Forge player
45 TS For 1v1

URL of the week:
http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/usa/pacific-time/

Bura1987:He has three 0's after his name, who would want to possibly mess with that

I'll admit, that made me smile.

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hangingbaskets:

the funny thing is that instinct is probably at least 6 inches shorter than me