Scifidownbeat:

spartan 023:

He then managed to get up and Run to Ensemble studios shoouting FOR HALO WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He kills all the brutes there, then discovers Graeme Devine stuck under a broken wall. MC helps him up, then Devine leads the chief into a super secret room.

"This is the Halo Wars vault. In it is our newest build for Halo wars. you are now an honorary beta tester!"

Then while inside they hear a ticking, then... *BOOM!* The building along with the vault blow up.

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Truth is your shield and your sword. Deception is your enemy and your Weakness. Treat both Truth, and Deception with Respect.

spartan 023:

He then managed to get up and Run to Ensemble studios shoouting FOR HALO WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

moderaters, you are definatally an exception to the rule.  feel free to post what you do next

 

lol, jk

 

MC sees that in an ironic twist, a hornet is being driven towards him and shooting.  it is piloted by a drone.  he then...

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blackout131:

MC sees that in an ironic twist, a hornet is being driven towards him and shooting.  it is piloted by a drone.  he then...

*** in his suit.

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Truth is your shield and your sword. Deception is your enemy and your Weakness. Treat both Truth, and Deception with Respect.

jumps on the hornetand bashes the drones brains out and goes to ensemble studios to defend it once again

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Potius mori quam foedari

Redlightning:

Scifidownbeat:

spartan 023:

He then managed to get up and Run to Ensemble studios shoouting FOR HALO WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He kills all the brutes there, then discovers Graeme Devine stuck under a broken wall. MC helps him up, then Devine leads the chief into a super secret room.

"This is the Halo Wars vault. In it is our newest build for Halo wars. you are now an honorary beta tester!"

Then while inside they hear a ticking, then... *BOOM!* The building along with the vault blow up.

Fortunately, Master Chief and Graeme survive with no injuries cuz they is pwnage. However, although no one has died, everyone except the programmers, artists, and beta testers have sustained mild injuries. The programmers, artists, and beta testers had all slipped into comas.

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Exitus acta probat: the result justifies the deed, or, more commonly, the ends justify the means

ooooh how does that apply to the Halo Wars campaign?

Scifidownbeat:

Redlightning:

Scifidownbeat:

spartan 023:

He then managed to get up and Run to Ensemble studios shoouting FOR HALO WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He kills all the brutes there, then discovers Graeme Devine stuck under a broken wall. MC helps him up, then Devine leads the chief into a super secret room.

"This is the Halo Wars vault. In it is our newest build for Halo wars. you are now an honorary beta tester!"

Then while inside they hear a ticking, then... *BOOM!* The building along with the vault blow up.

Fortunately, Master Chief and Graeme survive with no injuries cuz they is pwnage. However, although no one has died, everyone except the programmers, artists, and beta testers have sustained mild injuries.

Then a Super Large cake parachutes in from the Gigantic gaping hole the bomb made when it exploded.

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Truth is your shield and your sword. Deception is your enemy and your Weakness. Treat both Truth, and Deception with Respect.

Redlightning:

Scifidownbeat:

Redlightning:

Scifidownbeat:

spartan 023:

He then managed to get up and Run to Ensemble studios shoouting FOR HALO WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He kills all the brutes there, then discovers Graeme Devine stuck under a broken wall. MC helps him up, then Devine leads the chief into a super secret room.

"This is the Halo Wars vault. In it is our newest build for Halo wars. you are now an honorary beta tester!"

Then while inside they hear a ticking, then... *BOOM!* The building along with the vault blow up.

Fortunately, Master Chief and Graeme survive with no injuries cuz they is pwnage. However, although no one has died, everyone except the programmers, artists, and beta testers have sustained mild injuries.

Then a Super Large cake parachutes in from the Gigantic gaping hole the bomb made when it exploded.

Master chief eats the cakes, then shoots his special gun that heals people instead of giving them injuries. Graeme, astounded, and giddy from these crazy events, announces that he will release halo wars to everyone on june 1st

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Exitus acta probat: the result justifies the deed, or, more commonly, the ends justify the means

ooooh how does that apply to the Halo Wars campaign?

Scifidownbeat:

Master chief eats the cakes, then shoots his special gun that heals people instead of giving them injuries. Graeme, astounded, and giddy from these crazy events, announces that he will release halo wars to everyone on june 1st

don't toy with our hearts

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blackout131:

Scifidownbeat:

Master chief eats the cakes, then shoots his special gun that heals people instead of giving them injuries. Graeme, astounded, and giddy from these crazy events, announces that he will release halo wars to everyone on june 1st

don't toy with our hearts

if only life was that easy...

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Exitus acta probat: the result justifies the deed, or, more commonly, the ends justify the means

ooooh how does that apply to the Halo Wars campaign?

 This calls for some creepy music...

creepy...

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Truth is your shield and your sword. Deception is your enemy and your Weakness. Treat both Truth, and Deception with Respect.

Redlightning:

 This calls for some creepy musci...

creepy...

ooooh interesting

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Exitus acta probat: the result justifies the deed, or, more commonly, the ends justify the means

ooooh how does that apply to the Halo Wars campaign?

Scifidownbeat:

blackout131:

Scifidownbeat:

Master chief eats the cakes, then shoots his special gun that heals people instead of giving them injuries. Graeme, astounded, and giddy from these crazy events, announces that he will release halo wars to everyone on june 1st

don't toy with our hearts

if only life was that easy...

Then the game, released to early, absolutely sucks balls.

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-Thanks goes to Ryzza.
My puns are so cheesy they could be put on nachos!

Be optimistic. Everyone you hate is gonna die anyway!

yeah, like the BME II does...i mean reallly. 8 campaign levels and you're done...i mean command and conquer 3 had at least twice as many, if not a little more...

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I now have X-box live and Adamhag94 is my gamertag, so drop me a note and we'll play sometime...

Death Comes Swiftly 2.0

ok a game isnt nearly about campaign u know also they had like 8 or 9 in each campaign so there

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Veni, Vici, Vidi
I came, I saw, and I have conquered you all.

Scifidownbeat:

blackout131:

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Master chief eats the cakes, then shoots his special gun that heals people instead of giving them injuries. Graeme, astounded, and giddy from these crazy events, announces that he will release halo wars to everyone on june 1st

don't toy with our hearts

if only life was that easy...

"Were it so easy".

End of post.

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Best of Wishes Sparhawk