Hammerboy217: Hammerboy217: Hammerboy217: All who will listen, gather around.
Ages ago, forefathers, or "the forrunners" were content and happy inside their primitive dwellings. they played primitive games such as pac man, and mrs, pac man. they were content. too content, as a parasite crawled out of a crevice between the cusions, and layed waste to their health and being. the forerunners saught a way to rid the world of this parasite known as "couch potatoes."
long they had fought this parasite, only to be beaten back to the coutches from whence they started
the parasite was vast and numerous. and in this enclosed space, it was unstoppable, and consumed and killed many of the forerunners. but the remaining few retreated to the far reaches of their dwellings, and made a facanating discovery: a small portal to a divine beyond.it was beautiful. the light so vibrant, and the alien plants so green
they were dumbstruck, and saught a way to travel there, but were trapped wthin the walls of their eventual tomb. so, still terrorized by the couch potatoes, a device was made to tear the fabric of all being, and make a path to the devine beyond. they called it, a door, or a portal as we call it today
this "door" was made, and indeed it led a path into the devine beyond. but it was not to last, for the couch potatoes attacked the survivors in an attempt to gain control of the "door" only a hand ful of survivors made it to the portal. and hence the attack, they encryted the portal with a "lock" or index, with hopes of keeping the couch potatoes shut in the dwellings, and out of the divine beyond.
an index was then made, and the forerunners entered the portal and sealed the portal behind them. but they hid the index inside the dweling where the couch potatoes would never find it.
once throught the portal, the survivors were greeted by warm, bright sun rays, green, lush fields of a green alien plant, and air so fresh that all traces of the couch potatoes were eradicated. content with their new home, they saught a way to help other victems of the couch potatoes.
it was then that "doors" were made on all the dwellings, and when all those who would come with the survivors did, the doors were sealed, and their index's hidden, trapping all of the couch potatoes and their forever damned followers inside their hell holes. the survivors then made the divine beyond their home, and saw no more of the couch potatoes forever.
you see my brothers, this is our path; we must journey into the divine beyond and escape the couch potatoes forever. and all we need is an index and we shall see the fruit of our foreunner's labors...
Who will join me?
I now have X-box live and Adamhag94 is my gamertag, so drop me a note and we'll play sometime...
Death Comes Swiftly 2.0