You know you play too much Halo Wars when...

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  •  01-22-2010, 11:21 AM 806230 in reply to 792378

    Re: You know you play too much Halo Wars when...

    DomClark9:

    I haven't cuz when I go to McDonald's I always get chicken nuggets...lolz there yummy :)

    Now what's your story, Bold Blaster?

    Chicken nugget carpet bombs anyone? 


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  •  01-23-2010, 10:03 AM 806595 in reply to 806230

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    Re: You know you play too much Halo Wars when...

    ill repost some of the old gems from my first topic of this

    life isn't like a game once you fail well... you failed
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  •  01-23-2010, 10:05 AM 806597 in reply to 806595

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    Re: You know you play too much Halo Wars when...

    here we go

    This is the best ive seen so far

    One day you day dream during an ancient Egyptian discussion at school.

    The teacher mentions something about a Scarab and you bolt upwards and scream "I GOT THIS COVERED" and run to your locker to get the 360 controller.

    Then you come back to class to find everyone dead because there is a Scarab looking at you through a hole in the roof. You scream and activate the MAC gun.

    In everyone elses' point of view, they only see you burst back into class holding a controller screaming at the ceiling. 

    You go to a junk yard and buy about 500 pounds of scrap metal, weld them together, hook the engine from your car to the new one, paint flame decals on it and place a fake, but realistic turret on the back and ram into some trash cans to see if you can make some money

    another good one

     if you run into a group of people in a go-cart with cardboard molding so it looks like a ghost and painted purple and then yell at some midgets to throw plasma's at the surviors, and yell at a old lady in a wheelchair to cleanse the vermin.

     


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  •  01-23-2010, 10:06 AM 806599 in reply to 806597

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    Re: You know you play too much Halo Wars when...

    heres the first

    http://www.halowars.com/forums/thread/460768.aspx


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  •  01-23-2010, 11:18 AM 806613 in reply to 791292

    Re: You know you play too much Halo Wars when...

    You know you play too much Halo Wars when you speed up to run over a midget and the only thing you can think of is "Ewwww i got grunt bits all over the grill"
    orcle:


    Scrarabs in outer-space
    Protecting the freedom of the covenant race

  •  01-24-2010, 8:26 PM 807169 in reply to 791292

    Re: You know you play too much Halo Wars when...

    DomClark9:

    The title says it all. Finish the sentence. ***Sorry, if this was alreay a post***

     

    A funny moment when I knew I played too much halo wars was when I was playing Halo 3. It was on Vahalla and I was at my base and a Warthog drove past. And the first thing I thought of was: "Oh s*it there scouting my base." Then I remembered I was playing Halo 3...lolz

    DON'T FLAME! Share your funny moments.

    Oh dear you confused Halo Wars and Halo 3...... That's merely impossible considering that Halo Wars is RTS and Halo 3 is FPS. But i'l take your word for it.
    I stand proud and dominant in the heat of a battle.



  •  01-24-2010, 8:53 PM 807201 in reply to 807169

    Re: You know you play too much Halo Wars when...

    when nothing else matter
  •  01-25-2010, 3:51 PM 807458 in reply to 807201

    Re: You know you play too much Halo Wars when...

    Whenever you sit down to take a dump and say, "MAC Cannon online"
    COMMON SENSE:
    So rare it's a go'damn super power
    Oooh, my Common Sense is tingling

    DäRKSTäRxMëRC

    You got me good, munn.


  •  01-26-2010, 2:32 PM 808053 in reply to 807458

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    Re: You know you play too much Halo Wars when...

    DaRKSTaRxMeRC:Whenever you sit down to take a dump and say, "MAC Cannon online"

    lol now this is great

    you start to run around your house screaming at your toy solders to attack your dog which you dressed up like a scarab  then drop a a beach ball on it and scream "scarab down but we've taken friendly fire casualties. Sir!"


    life isn't like a game once you fail well... you failed
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    IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE TOPIC DON'T POST IN IT.
  •  01-26-2010, 2:56 PM 808078 in reply to 808053

    Re: You know you play too much Halo Wars when...

    when a beardy hobo asks for change and you throw a pacfket of crisps down and shout 'Oh crap his hammer its still usable'

    when it snows and start thinking that a cryo was about to hit

    thinking people in wheelchairs could start flying at anytime

     


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  •  01-26-2010, 9:40 PM 808396 in reply to 808078

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    You know you play too much Halo Wars when you finish changing for gym class and you say, " *name* reporting for duty."

     You know you play too much Halo Wars when you finish refueling your helicopter and you say to the Control Tower: "*call sign* on station."

  •  01-27-2010, 6:09 AM 808499 in reply to 791292

    Re: You know you play too much Halo Wars when...

    Repost:

    When addressing a large crowd, instead of saying "Good morning everyone", or "Hello Ladies and Gentlemen", you instead address them as "all units", and start your speech.

     When seeing a list of the next presidential candidates for your country, you wonder which of them has the coolest leader power.

    Every cranky old guy in a wheelchair is addressed by you as "Regret".

    A bird flies is flying towards you and trying to steal your food (a little far-fetched) and you yell "QUICK! ENGAGE STASIS!"

    You wake up in the morning, set an optional objective of killing 30 ants. Upon achieving this, you begin searching for skulls in weird places like your roof.

    During geography, you begin to draw these weird circles with lines pointing to the center over important locations.

    A thug is running at you with his sleeves up and an angry expression on his face. Instead of fleeing, you stand in one spot and say "Our adversary is moving quickly and aggressively; the fool will attack us before we're ready", and get promptly beaten up.

    You're computer's broken and you call an engineer to fix it. When he comes, you expect him to shoot a green thing out of his hands and plus signs to appear out of the computer.

     

  •  01-27-2010, 11:29 AM 808563 in reply to 808499

    Re: You know you play too much Halo Wars when...

    Alternate version: You know you DON'T play enough Halo Wars when you wonder how a single Scarab can take down 10 Warthogs.

    WAR IS PEACE
    FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
    IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

    Big Brother is watching you.
  •  01-27-2010, 3:08 PM 808675 in reply to 791712

    Re: You know you play too much Halo Wars when...

    bold blaster:haha, really funny things. when you watch Avatar and think about "hornets" getting jacked by flying "banshees" (from the movie) and you want the pelican to fire a missile barrage.

    they do look like hornets ha

    although the big thing reminded me of a vulture

    sik film tho


    the idea of war isnt to die for your country...
    its to make the other basterd die for his.

    moan about spelling= you just lost the argument
  •  01-29-2010, 9:34 PM 809847 in reply to 791294

    Re: You know you play too much Halo Wars when...

    bold blaster:When i went around my house saying, "Ceramic Armor Researched"  lol

     

    similar, but I kept saying "spartan laser, researched"


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