Most awesome retarded strat ever!

Last post 11-07-2009, 4:17 PM by The Fuhrer. 45 replies.
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  •  11-06-2009, 4:46 PM 767057 in reply to 767049

    Re: Most awesome retarded strat ever!

    Seriously, this strat is awesomely retarded, and retardedly awesome.
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  •  11-06-2009, 4:51 PM 767059 in reply to 767057

    Re: Most awesome retarded strat ever!

    NRG Boost Bonus:Seriously, this strat is awesomely retarded, and retardedly awesome.
    its a tongue twister

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  •  11-06-2009, 7:37 PM 767196 in reply to 766915

    Re: Most awesome retarded strat ever!

    We ran a couple of trials as triple anders and managed to have 3 vultures between us at 6 min with more queued (no feeding). But we would have been owned by rushes.

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  •  11-06-2009, 7:59 PM 767208 in reply to 767059

    Re: Most awesome retarded strat ever!

    Protheans:
    NRG Boost Bonus:Seriously, this strat is awesomely retarded, and retardedly awesome.
    its a tongue twister
    wow, i never knew you were still here.

    haven't seen you in a while


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  •  11-06-2009, 10:56 PM 767258 in reply to 766803

    Re: Most awesome retarded strat ever!

    how fast can you get a tank out with cryo glitch

    BO cutter sp R R VD i would guess 1:40 but i don't know


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  •  11-07-2009, 1:03 AM 767324 in reply to 767258

    Re: Most awesome retarded strat ever!

    dapperdanman:

    how fast can you get a tank out with cryo glitch

    BO cutter sp R R VD i would guess 1:40 but i don't know

    around that, its pretty good for a rush or something

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  •  11-07-2009, 2:28 AM 767343 in reply to 766915

    Re: Most awesome retarded strat ever!

    UR not the first 1 to do this... my friends have done this too. I go 2 sp, while one anders does 1 sp, reactor. After their reactor builds, they cryo 2 of my reactors, giving me tech 2. The other anders goes sp, sp, reactor, and freezes me at 1:30. I end up getting tech 4 at 1:45 with 2 supply pads and an airpad becausz i can build another building as i do all this glitching :P. Add the time it takes to build 1 vulture... u can get one out in under 3:00 and hopefully upgrade ur SP's at the same time so u can pump them out.
    lol, me and Viobolo Bashing on some fine gentlemen.

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  •  11-07-2009, 4:08 AM 767358 in reply to 767343

    Re: Most awesome retarded strat ever!

    HingedWatch out:UR not the first 1 to do this... my friends have done this too. I go 2 sp, while one anders does 1 sp, reactor. After their reactor builds, they cryo 2 of my reactors, giving me tech 2. The other anders goes sp, sp, reactor, and freezes me at 1:30. I end up getting tech 4 at 1:45 with 2 supply pads and an airpad becausz i can build another building as i do all this glitching :P. Add the time it takes to build 1 vulture... u can get one out in under 3:00 and hopefully upgrade ur SP's at the same time so u can pump them out.
    your way is a fail  cus there is no need to pump out any more cus meh vulture iz uberz an can kell everyonez!!1

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  •  11-07-2009, 1:07 PM 767507 in reply to 767343

    Re: Most awesome retarded strat ever!

    HingedWatch out:UR not the first 1 to do this... my friends have done this too. I go 2 sp, while one anders does 1 sp, reactor. After their reactor builds, they cryo 2 of my reactors, giving me tech 2. The other anders goes sp, sp, reactor, and freezes me at 1:30. I end up getting tech 4 at 1:45 with 2 supply pads and an airpad becausz i can build another building as i do all this glitching :P. Add the time it takes to build 1 vulture... u can get one out in under 3:00 and hopefully upgrade ur SP's at the same time so u can pump them out.
    there is no way to pump more than 1 so i doubt you have try it. you can't build another building when you are cryoed. there is no way to get a pump going as it requires 3 hsp and there is no way you can get that.

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  •  11-07-2009, 2:38 PM 767571 in reply to 766803

    Re: Most awesome retarded strat ever!

    http://www.halowars.com/stats/StatsGame.aspx?Id=10600284-2724-5997-0536-000000000000

    I am pretty sure this is the most retarded strategy ever.  a player, CtL Alpha and some other kid just tried to leader power us to death by going Temple first, then upgrading the Vortex or Cleansing Beam, then blow up their Temples, build Warehouses, then try to leader power us. It was really funny.

    We thought DC was trying to lag us out then when we took one of them out of the game and one of them resigned.  Then, all of a sudden, the game lagged right when we get a message from DC.

  •  11-07-2009, 2:51 PM 767598 in reply to 767571

    Re: Most awesome retarded strat ever!

    ComoEXsniper:

    http://www.halowars.com/stats/StatsGame.aspx?Id=10600284-2724-5997-0536-000000000000

    I am pretty sure this is the most retarded strategy ever.  a player, CtL Alpha and some other kid just tried to leader power us to death by going Temple first, then upgrading the Vortex or Cleansing Beam, then blow up their Temples, build Warehouses, then try to leader power us. It was really funny.

    We thought DC was trying to lag us out then when we took one of them out of the game and one of them resigned.  Then, all of a sudden, the game lagged right when we get a message from DC.

    So close but no DC

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  •  11-07-2009, 2:52 PM 767599 in reply to 767571

    Re: Most awesome retarded strat ever!

    ComoEXsniper:

    http://www.halowars.com/stats/StatsGame.aspx?Id=10600284-2724-5997-0536-000000000000

    I am pretty sure this is the most retarded strategy ever.  a player, CtL Alpha and some other kid just tried to leader power us to death by going Temple first, then upgrading the Vortex or Cleansing Beam, then blow up their Temples, build Warehouses, then try to leader power us. It was really funny.

    We thought DC was trying to lag us out then when we took one of them out of the game and one of them resigned.  Then, all of a sudden, the game lagged right when we get a message from DC.

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  •  11-07-2009, 3:18 PM 767644 in reply to 767599

    Re: Most awesome retarded strat ever!

    All gremlins....

    Dont try it....


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  •  11-07-2009, 3:47 PM 767659 in reply to 766803

    Re: Most awesome retarded strat ever!

    Meh, I'd rather use a proper strategy, that doesn't involve lolvoltures.   
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  •  11-07-2009, 3:56 PM 767663 in reply to 767659

    Re: Most awesome retarded strat ever!

    I just mess about with the game now, it anoys people online.
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