Ridiculous suggestions

Last post 11-26-2009, 7:52 PM by bold blaster. 151 replies.
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  •  04-12-2009, 7:55 AM 545527 in reply to 545328

    Re: Ridiculous suggestions

    When the spartans are finishing a covenant troop they yell "THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!"

    Special neutral unit that consists of a scarab with jackalls and a pirate flag. When fighting some jackals board any vehicles close to them via ropes while the ones on the ship keep singing "Hi Ho Hi Ho. A pirates life for me!!!"

  •  04-12-2009, 8:01 AM 545529 in reply to 545117

    Re: Ridiculous suggestions

    haloman54:
    OmniscientFoe:Screw carpet bombs, I want Tac Nukes and Shiva missiles.
    Screw that i want hail the size of the spirit of fire instead of cryo bombs....

    hahahaha! Fantastic suggestions !!! =D

    Why should the cov hav energy swords? I say the Spartans should have lightsabers and epic force powers!!!!! =)

    Also warthogs  should be replaced with giant, vicious, genetically modified/mutated boars stampeding around with forge look-alikes riding them in cowboy suits!!! xD whip whip whip!!! YEAHA!


    Jeremy W =)
  •  04-12-2009, 10:16 AM 545600 in reply to 545529

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    Arbiter's rage should be renamed BEAST-MODE. Then, once he gets permanent cloak, the only way you can identify him is with an (I'm thinkin' ) Arby's symbol over his head

    Do you liek mudkips?
  •  04-12-2009, 10:24 AM 545601 in reply to 543529

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    make a game mode where whenever a unit dies the unit that killed it gets a disco ball over it and they start break dancing


    Marines never die, they just go to hell and regroup.
  •  04-12-2009, 10:50 AM 545611 in reply to 545066

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    To prevent rushing, one should not be able to attack within the first 3 minutes of each game.

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  •  04-12-2009, 4:27 PM 545848 in reply to 545611

    Re: Ridiculous suggestions

    To prevent rushing, one should not be able to attack within the first hour of each game.

    Also, a new leader power can be the thunderstorm. Lightning comes down from the sky every half second and completely destroys anything within thirty feet.

    Spartans should be able to jack Spirit of Fire when playing against other UNSC players.

    Flood should be able to infect bases, turning them into giant graveminds with tentacles that can destroy anything.

    Finally, to make the game perfectly fair for everyone, units must deal as much damage to themselves as they deal to their enemies. When a player uses a leader power, the other team gets to use that same leader power for free. If one player is getting resources faster than the other player, then he has to share.


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    "What's the difference?"
    "Doctors cure people. Medics just make them more comfortable. While they die."
  •  04-12-2009, 4:34 PM 545854 in reply to 545066

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    Give the brutes the ability to poop out grenades and chuck them, they are monkeys after all.


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  •  04-12-2009, 4:45 PM 545863 in reply to 545066

    Re: Ridiculous suggestions

    The ability to play as the flood, they have every infantry unit of the other factions (or tanks if the flood have ever floodanisated any tanks in halo,2 or 3. example : floodanised jackals (beam rifles etc), floodanised flamers etc etc.

    and the floods uber unit to be that big worm dude in halo 2 or 3, whichever and it absorbs any unit the map every minute.

    And another air unit for UNSC called suicide pelicans, much like the grunts, they see their target, they approach their target, they slap their target.

    everyones happy.

     Oh, proper idea: make a spartan leader a playable leader

  •  04-12-2009, 4:51 PM 545871 in reply to 545863

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    Make tall buildings and other geo features (cliffs and stuff) have a health bar, and when they're destroyed, they fall over and crush everything they land on.

    Every vehicle that is destroyed becomes garrisonable cover.


    “I'm not a doctor, I'm a medic."
    "What's the difference?"
    "Doctors cure people. Medics just make them more comfortable. While they die."
  •  04-12-2009, 5:01 PM 545883 in reply to 545871

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    Advertising Spartans. Whenever a Spartan kills a vehicle or something, they say "And I couldn't have done it without Mountain Dew!"

     


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  •  04-12-2009, 5:01 PM 545885 in reply to 545871

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    After a marine sqaud has killed 5 other squads the (Y) button becomes the 'tea bag' ability, and you can teabag any dead units

    + when done to the PoR they say 'suck on this one b****' or 'this is for having that stupid fungi on your head'

    when done to the arbiter they say 'you can kill an army, i can kill your taste buds'

    when done to the brute chieftan they say 'my vortex is bigger than yours'

    when done to grunts (quite ironically) they say 'whos your daddy'

    when done to a spartan they say 'why is your helmet so cold'

    I think i went slightly too far,, but thats what the threads for?

  •  06-23-2009, 6:25 PM 631793 in reply to 545885

    Re: Ridiculous suggestions

    Make Chuck Norris a super unit.


    “I'm not a doctor, I'm a medic."
    "What's the difference?"
    "Doctors cure people. Medics just make them more comfortable. While they die."
  •  06-23-2009, 6:38 PM 631822 in reply to 631793

    Re: Ridiculous suggestions

    GUYS

     

     

    the ability to hotdrop 50 arbiters on the battlefield.


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  •  06-23-2009, 7:07 PM 631859 in reply to 545883

    Re: Ridiculous suggestions

    Offensive Bias:

    Advertising Spartans. Whenever a Spartan kills a vehicle or something, they say "And I couldn't have done it without Mountain Dew!"

     

    Think of the money that ROBOT could make by doing this. They could get millions of advertising dollars from Mountain Dew.

    You could have some serious product placement going on in this game.

    Whenever marines with medic start to heal, they all pull out Mountain Dew and start drinking.

    Jet Pack brutes drink Red Bull before flying.

    Scarabs have a huge Wonder Bread logo plastered on their side.

    Turn Vehicle Depos into Smog n' Go's

    The possibilities are endless.


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  •  06-23-2009, 7:16 PM 631874 in reply to 631859

    Re: Ridiculous suggestions

    Or even better, maps all have a bunch of giant, indestructible billboards advertising stuff. And whenever you destory an enemy base, a McDonals's commercial comes on. Instead of a field armory, you build a Home Depot.

    Also, make all turrets have a final upgrade: mega turret. This upgrade makes all your turrets equal to the giant turret in the middle of Tundra, but they fire as fast as a regular turret.

    Make Spartans able to jack buildings and Longsword bombers that the UNSC uses for leader powers, giving their team unlimited bombing runs, Cryo bombs, and Disruption bombs.


    “I'm not a doctor, I'm a medic."
    "What's the difference?"
    "Doctors cure people. Medics just make them more comfortable. While they die."
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