so he busts out his assult rifel and goes in.

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blackout131:

so he busts out his assult rifel and goes in.

Then runs into a post because he rushed in too fast.

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Truth is your shield and your sword. Deception is your enemy and your Weakness. Treat both Truth, and Deception with Respect.

Redlightning:

spartan 023:

Redlightning:

Scifidownbeat:

Redlightning:

Scifidownbeat:

Redlightning:

blackout131:

suddenly, 2 hornets appear in the sky, piloted by none other than...

Seargent Johnson and his clone!

  I just explained how he comes back after every halo game.  ^_^

they shoot evil rockets at Master Chief, but the evil rockets evilly circle around and home in on Master chief... evilly.

Then master chief puts on a cowboy hat and jumps onto a missle, and flys up to the two hornets.

He blows 'em outta the sky, and shouts "yee-haw!"

He then goes to theater, records his amazing achievement, and sends it to bungie in hopes of getting recon, because yes, even the MC doesn't have it.

But before he sends it to bungie the power goes out.

Then he shouts NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and Runs to Bungie HQ with a video of his achievement

Then finds that Bugie's HQ has been overrun by brutes.

Of course, Master chief pwns them all, then realizes his spartan-sense is tingling.

"The brutes are gonna overrun Canada, and that means..."

He rushes to defend Ensemble Studios from the onslaught.

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Exitus acta probat: the result justifies the deed, or, more commonly, the ends justify the means

ooooh how does that apply to the Halo Wars campaign?

Redlightning:

blackout131:

so he busts out his assult rifel and goes in.

Then runs into a post because he rushed in too fast.

 

Then he falls into the street and gets ran over by a car...

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Fight good. Fight hard. Fight to the death.

pm3553:

Redlightning:

blackout131:

so he busts out his assult rifel and goes in.

Then runs into a post because he rushed in too fast.

 

Then he falls into the street and gets ran over by a car...

Then a Plane randomly falls out of the sky and crashes into him...

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Truth is your shield and your sword. Deception is your enemy and your Weakness. Treat both Truth, and Deception with Respect.

Redlightning:

pm3553:

Redlightning:

blackout131:

so he busts out his assult rifel and goes in.

Then runs into a post because he rushed in too fast.

 

Then he falls into the street and gets ran over by a car...

Then a Plane randomly falls out of the sky and crashes into him...

 

Then the passengers beat him with sticks...

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Fight good. Fight hard. Fight to the death.

Redlightning:

spartan 023:

Redlightning:

Scifidownbeat:

Redlightning:

Scifidownbeat:

Redlightning:

blackout131:

suddenly, 2 hornets appear in the sky, piloted by none other than...

Seargent Johnson and his clone!

  I just explained how he comes back after every halo game.  ^_^

they shoot evil rockets at Master Chief, but the evil rockets evilly circle around and home in on Master chief... evilly.

Then master chief puts on a cowboy hat and jumps onto a missle, and flys up to the two hornets.

He blows 'em outta the sky, and shouts "yee-haw!"

He then goes to theater, records his amazing achievement, and sends it to bungie in hopes of getting recon, because yes, even the MC doesn't have it.

But before he sends it to bungie the power goes out.

Then he shouts NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and Runs to Bungie HQ with a video of his achievement

Then finds that Bugie's HQ has been overrun by brutes.

he quickly BR's the brutes and hacks Bungie and gives himself Recon

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pm3553:

Redlightning:

pm3553:

Redlightning:

blackout131:

so he busts out his assult rifel and goes in.

Then runs into a post because he rushed in too fast.

 

Then he falls into the street and gets ran over by a car...

Then a Plane randomly falls out of the sky and crashes into him...

 

Then a train goes off the tracks and lands on him....

Then the Planet blows up killing everybody in a hellish firestorm.

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Truth is your shield and your sword. Deception is your enemy and your Weakness. Treat both Truth, and Deception with Respect.

Redlightning:

spartan 023:

Redlightning:

Scifidownbeat:

Redlightning:

Scifidownbeat:

Redlightning:

blackout131:

suddenly, 2 hornets appear in the sky, piloted by none other than...

Seargent Johnson and his clone!

  I just explained how he comes back after every halo game.  ^_^

they shoot evil rockets at Master Chief, but the evil rockets evilly circle around and home in on Master chief... evilly.

Then master chief puts on a cowboy hat and jumps onto a missle, and flys up to the two hornets.

He blows 'em outta the sky, and shouts "yee-haw!"

He then goes to theater, records his amazing achievement, and sends it to bungie in hopes of getting recon, because yes, even the MC doesn't have it.

But before he sends it to bungie the power goes out.

Then he shouts NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and Runs to Bungie HQ with a video of his achievement

Then finds that Bugie's HQ has been overrun by brutes.

Of course, Master chief pwns them all, then realizes his spartan-sense is tingling.

"The brutes are gonna overrun Canada, and that means..."

He rushes to defend Ensemble Studios from the onslaught.

---

Exitus acta probat: the result justifies the deed, or, more commonly, the ends justify the means

ooooh how does that apply to the Halo Wars campaign?

He then managed to get up and Run to Ensemble studios shoouting FOR HALO WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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checkout my fanfic operation flamehawk

Redlightning:

pm3553:

Redlightning:

pm3553:

Redlightning:

blackout131:

so he busts out his assult rifel and goes in.

Then runs into a post because he rushed in too fast.

 

Then he falls into the street and gets ran over by a car...

Then a Plane randomly falls out of the sky and crashes into him...

 

Then a train goes off the tracks and lands on him....

Then the Planet blows up killing everybody in a hellish firestorm.

Then a floating pie lands on his face, closely followed by a celtzer bottle.

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-Thanks goes to Ryzza.
My puns are so cheesy they could be put on nachos!

Be optimistic. Everyone you hate is gonna die anyway!

TNine:

Then a floating pie lands on his face, closely followed by a celtzer bottle.

LMFAO! I couldnt stop laughing at that!  XD

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Truth is your shield and your sword. Deception is your enemy and your Weakness. Treat both Truth, and Deception with Respect.

spartan 023:

He then managed to get up and Run to Ensemble studios shoouting FOR HALO WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He kills all the brutes there, then discovers Graeme Devine stuck under a broken wall. MC helps him up, then Devine leads the chief into a super secret room.

"This is the Halo Wars vault. In it is our newest build for Halo wars. you are now an honorary beta tester!"

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Exitus acta probat: the result justifies the deed, or, more commonly, the ends justify the means

ooooh how does that apply to the Halo Wars campaign?

he the wakes up and runs to Ensemble Studios to defend Halo Wars

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Scifidownbeat:

spartan 023:

He then managed to get up and Run to Ensemble studios shoouting FOR HALO WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He kills all the brutes there, then discovers Graeme Devine stuck under a broken wall. MC helps him up, then Devine leads the chief into a super secret room.

"This is the Halo Wars vault. In it is our newest build for Halo wars. you are now an honorary beta tester!"

and Shouts IN YOUR FACE ARBITER

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